Just Go With It Page #4

Let me practice. You be her right now.

Oh, good. Okay, hold on.

Okay. She's not like that, but anyways.

Um, I wear this fake wedding ring sometimes...

You're a pig.

Sorry. You're a pig.

What's wrong? You're walking really weird.

My back. I slept on the beach last night.

God Almighty.

When are you gonna strengthen your spine?

Seriously, Flomax.

You gotta work out more than once a month.

I can't, I don't have time to work out.

You do. You can't say that, Danny.

My mother always said Cary Grant

never went to the gym.

Only took the stairs, every day, never an elevator.

You wanna hear my impression

of Cary Grant's butler? Nuh-uh.

Watch. What?

Hello? No, he's dead.

Okay, bye-bye.

That's good. That's funny.

Mom, give me some money.

Hi. How are you?

Nice to see you, kids.

Please be polite and say hello to Dr. Maccabee.

'Ello, Dr. Danny.

'Ow is you today?

Is that my associate, Dr. Doolittle?

Why is she talking like that?

She's been working on some accents.

I am takin' an acting class this summer, I is.

Gonna be the next Miley Cyrus, I am.

How 'bout you, young man? Do

you like Hannah Montana?

No. I like Californication.

When do you ever watch Californication?

Rosa lets us watch Showtime

when she calls her boyfriend.

Eat the mushroom! Eat the mushroom! Yes!

Mmm. You run a tight ship at home, huh?

Dr. Danny?

Yeah?

Will you take me to Hawaii so

I can swim with the dolphins?

Take you to Hawaii? No.

I saw a show on the Discovery Channel.

They say in Hawaii they have dolphins

that you can swim with if you pay money.

Okay.

But I don't have any money. And

my mom says you're rich.

Michael! No, it's fine.

Maybe you should make your own money.

Maybe a paper route or something like that?

'Cause rich people don't give other people trips.

That's why they remain rich. You understand?

But my mom says you do charity for kids all the time.

I do charity work like I fix a cleft

lip or a child's deformity.

I don't take them to Hawaii.

I could get arrested for that.

What if I was deformed? Then

would you take me to Hawaii?

If you were deformed, I'd bring you to Hawaii,

but I'd leave you there, 'cause

I wouldn't want to look at you.

Okay. Here's the money, and I want change.

And I wanna hear back

that you actually ate the food that I am paying for.

Mom, before we go, can I make a Devlin?

Sure. Down the hall. Will you please go with him?

We open in five minutes and I am

not having him sit there forever.

Bloody hell right, I will, Mumsy!

All right, Winston Churchill.

He said, "I gotta make a Devlin."

What does that mean? Uh...

It's just a friend of mine who

was in my sorority in college

named Devlin Adams, and...

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