Just Go With It Page #3

Yeah, all right, Adon. All right.

I just don't know about plastic surgery.

I mean, doesn't it always look so fake?

Depends who's doing it. I'm pretty

good at it. I'm telling you.

Some of my patients are here tonight. Oh, really?

Really, really. Look around,

see if you can find someone decent-looking.

How 'bout her?

The lady from Saw?

Fine. Who did you do?

All right. I hate to rat the guy out,

but see that guy over there?

You mean Sexy Ass?

Before I met him, he was No Buns Bobby.

Really?

His back went straight to his legs. No kidding.

He'd go to the bathroom,

he'd slide right in the toilet.

I know, I know, that's really romantic, isn't it?

So, North Carolina, how long

have you lived here in LA?

I've been here almost two years.

Uh-huh. That's a lot of auditioning for you.

You think I'm an actress?

I guarantee you're an actress.

Well, guess again, Doc. I teach sixth grade math.

They got no schools in North Carolina to teach at?

My parents divorced.

Had a pretty nasty one, actually,

when I was in the eighth grade. Mmm-hmm.

And... I don't know. I got tired of picking sides, so...

Okay. I thought I'd make a change

and, yeah, move out to LA.

You came to the right place.

No one gets divorced in LA.

Mmm-hmm.

I've never hung out with a girl your age. This is nice.

Oh, no. Your first lie to me.

You're good. All right.

I've never hung out with a girl your age and

connected the way we are right now.

Actually, I've never connected with,

I don't think any girl at any age.

See? I can tell when you're lying

and when you're telling the truth. Oh.

Yeah. The second thing I said was the truth.

I know.

Oh, my God. That was the greatest night of my life.

Yeah. This feels like it could be...

I don't know, a real thing.

It's a thing all right, Palmer.

Well, I have to get to work,

but how 'bout I take your number

and then you can take me out

on a proper date next time?

I got a business card in my pocket

if you wanna get that.

You better call.

You better not just, just leave me hanging.

I'd get it for you myself,

but I don't want you to see me naked in the daylight.

It could be a deal breaker.

What's this?

A circle?

A wedding ring? You're married?

No, no, no, I'm not, I'm not married.

That is a... That is... That's not mine.

Whose wedding ring is in your pants, Danny?

All right, listen, just give me a minute to explain this.

Please.

It's gonna take more than a minute.

I am such an idiot!

No, no, no, no, no.

Don't call me!

No, Palmer!

I told you that this whole fake marriage thing

was just gonna come and bite you in the ass.

Why don't you just tell her the truth?

You think I can tell her the truth?

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