John Tucker Must Die Page #6

is one major hit...

that's gonna crush his whole

macho thing, you know?

We need him to understand

what it feels like to be us,

Right,

And what's more terrifying

to a man than...

not being manly?

I wanna see a three-man weave

from center,

Two hands, Matt,

You, too, Chris,

All right, keep it goin' now!

All right, here we go,

Alex, you, too,

Come on, Pick it up,

Better, Tucker,

Take a drink, you guys,

What's up, babe?

Hey,

How you doin'?

Good,

Um, are you tryin' to bulk up?

Yeah, Coach has me

drinkin' 'em twice a day,

Oh... not working,

I mean, the slim look works

for some guys, but...

you're definitely losing tone,

I'm losing tone?

Yeah, Maybe you should

double up doses,

Yeah, Maybe you should

double up doses,

Yeah, Yeah, Thanks for

the heads-up, babe,

Hey,

Oh,

Hey,

Hey, can I ask you a favor?

Uh, I'm-I'm in need

of a lab partner,

I was with Alex, but...

he got burnt pretty badly

in an experiment, so...

Oh, Well, before I say yes...

how exactly did he get burned?

Uh, well, that is open

to interpretation...

because he will say that it was

my fault, but I clearly said...

''Dear God, man, you're on fire,

Run for your life,''

A clear warning,

Yeah,

Okay, Well, uh,

you can start by measuring...

graduated cylinder,

All right,

Whoa, Slow down,

Huh? All right,

Get down at eye level,

And wait till the bottom of

the meniscus is at that line,

I'm-I'm sorry,

The meniscus?

Wait till the curvy part

is at the doodad,

All right,

Slowly,

Stop right... there,

- Oh!

- Oh!

Oh, God! I...

Oh, my gosh!

Sh*t, I spilled it!

What do I do? What is this?

- Sodium chloride suspension,

- Oh, God, I have to get...

- Ow, it's burning,

- Really?

'Cause, uh, sodium chloride

is... saltwater,

Ah, it's burning!

Oh, Well, okay,

Then I didn't burn myself,

It just kinda...

looks like I peed,

- Hey!

Hey, all right, All right,

This is just silly!

This is...

Hey! Cool it,

Yeah, Kate,

Geez, cool it,

What?

Lay off,

That's sensitive,

I'm sorry, princess,

Did you chip a nail?

Really, how many times do I...

have to flush

before you go away?

Play clean,

Hey, if I wanted to listen to

an a**hole, I would've farted,

That's an awful thing to say,

We got a technical foul:

He started it,

He's bein' mean,

Dude, that's mine!

I got low blood sugar!

I need it,

Do my thighs look fat

in these shorts?

De-fense! De-fense!

John!

John!

Come on,John!

What? Why are you

lookin' at me like that?

I'm open!

Fine!

You see?

Now look what you made me do,

- Time, ref,

John, you okay?

Yeah, Why?

Don't I look okay?

'Cause I feel okay,

I feel fine,

I'm great,

What are you saying?

I'm saying focus,

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