
John Tucker Must Die
I was in seventh grade...
when I realized
I was invisible,
Well, not that kind of invisible,
No, it was more like I was
just,you know, kind of,.,
Anonymous, A-N-O-N-
I-M-O-U-S,
Anonymous,
I'm sorry, That's wrong,
W-O-R-N-G, Wrong,
It's not that I didn't try,
I mean, I was always a real...
Loser,
L-O-S-E-R, Loser,
Homework for tomorrow...
Of course,
when it came to love...
Pass it on,
Yeah, That sucked,
S-U-C-K-E-D, Sucked,
There was another thing
working against me,
Hi,
Hey, I'm Justin,
I live just next door...
and, uh, my mom sent me over...
with these brownies
or something,
Oh, hi, I'm Kate,
W-We just moved here,
I mean, duh- the boxes
and everything...
Holy jama lama,
KATE:
That other thing is... my mom,
Hi, I'm Lori,
Um... I made these for you,
Be careful; you're hot,
I mean...
they're hot,
So hot,
She's never had any trouble
landing men,
She's just had trouble keeping them,
I used to keep track,
but I found it exhausting,
So, I just call 'em all... Skip,
Hi, Kate,
I'm going... to be...
your new... father,
Maybe we shouldn't...
get ahead
of ourselves now, Skip,
It's, uh, it's Steve, kiddo,
Why do you keep calling me Skip?
KATE:
Because, eventually...
that's what they all do,
It's happened so many times
that my mom's developed...
a very mature reaction,
or two... or three...
and then we pack up the car
and flee to another town,
does have its advantages,
LORI:
Excuse me!
Because, moving all the time...
I never had to deal with the
whole ''awkward good-bye''thing,
All right, guys, here we go,
I'm open!
here's me,
It wasn't easy,
but in just a few short months...
I went from
''sort of unknown''to...
Are you a narc?
This story isn't even about me,
It's about him,
John Tucker,
Let's face it, He is the man,
Captain of the basketball team,
his family's loaded...
and he looks somewhere
between an Abercrombie model...
and a Greek god,
Tucker!
Let's go,John!
Kill the Bobcats!
Not real bobcats,
I mean, they're endangered,
This is Carrie Schaefer,
It's no question who's taking
the Kodiaks to State this year,
John Tucker here,
also known as ''Tuck''...
- ''T-Man,'' ''T-Dog...''
- T-Dog!
...some people
call me ''T-Money''...
but I'm best known
as ''El Capitan,''
Ho-ho, Heather!
Whoo-hoo!
Shake it, baby!
Short skirts equals talent, Yay,
Heather's hot!
Go, Kodiaks!
Go Kodiaks!
Hey, Table six,
It's not like he blew me away
or anything,
I mean,
I was totally in control,
- Hi,
- Yes,
I mean... no,
I-I mean, y...
I'm... not quite ready to order,
Thanks,
Please tell me
I did notjust curtsy,
What was I thinking?
Of course a guy like that
already has a girlfriend,
That's Carrie Shaeffer,
Runs the school TVstation...
not to mention
the Honor Society...
Junior Achievers, 4-H Club...
Future Filmmakers of America,
Big Sisters...
Adopt-A-Shut-In, and...
I think that's it,
I've decided to write
a children's book,
Oh, and she's writing
a children's book,
Mm! You are so sexy
when you speak French,
Mm...
Uh, do you guys...
want a minute?
KATE:
Whoa, scratch that,
He's got two girlfriends,
That one's Heather,
head cheerleader,
Sort of self-explanatory,
And Molly's all...
''Why don't
we 'Stomp, Fight, Roar?'''
''Stomp, Fight, Roar?''
I know!
I mean, at halftime?
What a dud,
Two green salads,
dressing on the side,
Salmon for her,
Lobster for me,
I love when you do that,
I love doing that,
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