John Tucker Must Die Page #3

Later, guys,

Later, man,

So, what's up?

In PE today, some loser said

that she went out with you,

Really?

And you believed her,

No, I mean, I don't know,

You can't have a girlfriend...

...in basketball season,

But...

if I could...

you know who it'd be,

You know, I don't know why

girls say stuff like that,

I mean, I think they're just...

jealous of what we have,

Because we share

something special,

Something we don't have to label,

You know, it's...

it's an unspoken bond,

And I love how secure you are,

All right,

Detention has begun,

I'll be right back,

And no talking!

So, I talked toJohn,

It was sweet,

He felt bad for you,

He said that you were jealous because...

we share something special,

Something that...

we didn't have to label

because it's...

Because it's our unspoken bond...

and I just love

how secure you are?

And it hurts me to hear

you question it?

Because you're the...

...only girl for me?!

Damn!

He said the same thing

to all of us,

Figures, He makes up with us...

and then he hooks up with us...

You guys hooked up?

John and I share

something special,

Oh, what, that you've both

been in your pants?

We share a vegan/nonviolent

outlook on life,

Hippie slut,

Oh, nice, Heather,

It's not like everyone

doesn't know...

that Little Miss Cheerleader

brings it on,

- Look...

- You, too?

-John and I belong together,

He is the team captain,

and I am...

the head cheerleader,

Oh, I'm sorry...

what kind of cheerleader?

Oh, like he'd take

either of you two seriously!

- Do not lump me with her!

- Oh, so, what...

- now you're better than me?

- Shut up,

- What?

- Excuse me?

- What?

Sorry, S-Sorry,

You have something to say?

Uh...

No, it's none of my business,

What?

Okay, let me guess,

Does he always use pet names

like ''baby''...

and ''sweetheart''?

Yeah, it's not out of affection,

It's so he won't mix up your names,

And-And he's all about

an unspoken bond...

or something special,

but never about a relationship,

A-And the whole arrangement

was your idea...

so you feel guilty

that he cheated,

Oh, my God,

You're dating John, too,

No, uh...

No, I just knew a guy like him,

Skip,

She's right, I mean,

he's always making me feel guilty,

- Yeah,

- It seems to me...

that if a guy treats you

like that, it...

You'd break up with him,

Blah-blah-blah-blah,

John would have another

girlfriend in a second,

No, I didn't say, ''break up,''

I'd get even,

Who are you?

I know!

You're that girl who wigged out

last year and got sent to rehab!

No, I...

Then you got taken away

for bulimia,

- No,

- Fat camp?

- No, My name's...

- Hey! No talking!

- My name is...

- No... talking!

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