Joe Rogan: Triggered Page #4
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of guys that were trying to f*** her...
or her boss was a chick and she hated her.
Either one's possible.
Look, if there was a bunch of guys
that were trying to f*** her,
If there's one hot girl and she's working
with five guys in an office,
no work's getting done in that office.
That office is now just an audition
to see which guy gets to f*** her.
Each one of those guys
will just slowly start to morph
to figure out what this girl likes.
Men become like an octopus that tries
to fit its way through a keyhole.
"There's gotta be a f***ing way.
There's gotta be a f***ing way!"
You got this girl who's like,
"I could guard the front door."
"Oh, you could definitely guard the door.
No doubt. No doubt."
And over time, if this woman doesn't sleep
with one of these men and claim him,
over time,
these guys will just start morphing.
And they'll just start saying ridiculous,
preposterous sh*t.
"Debbie wants to guard the front door.
Do you have a problem with that?"
"No, I don't. As a matter of fact,
Plus, I'm vegan."
And they will just...
They will wear patchouli.
They will do what the f***
they have to do.
Next thing you know,
poor f***ing Debbie at the front door...
"Why am I alone?"
The whole story is so bananas.
And it's one of my favorite stories.
So I'm gonna give you the whole story
of the break-in at the White House
with no edits and no comic exaggerations.
This is the real story.
'Cause a lot of people think
there's some grand conspiracy.
There's some cabal of evil geniuses
that's pulling the strings
on everyone in America.
It's most likely that people
are just dumb as f***,
in all sorts of walks of life.
This is the story.
This is the real story about the person
who broke into the White House.
First of all, people are always worried,
"The government's
checking out my e-mails, bro.
The government's
watching us all the time."
They pulled this guy over two months
before he broke into the White House.
He had four handguns, two rifles
and a machete with him.
They didn't even watch him.
He had a map.
On the map was Washington,
and it had an "X"
They're like, "You're good to go."
They let him go!
Two months later, this motherf***er
broke into the White House.
And why did he break into the White House?
Why do you break
Because you want to die.
You don't... That's like a suicide run.
That's the only reason why someone
If you had to ask someone,
"What kind of security
do you think they have
at the White House?"
"Oh, dude...
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