Jez Jerzy Page #3

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money-making machine

Since Michael Jackson!

Zenek, please wipe Mr.

Clone's nose.

- Years of work. Years of sacrifices.

- Not now, professor.

First of all we need to think

of a good strategy.

There goes your f***ing hedgehog.

- Shall we move on to some sweet lovin'?

- Maybe we can order something first?

- OK. Sweet dessert for a start?

- Get me the Gondolier's cone, ok?

You're so high maintenance, girl.

Oh, got any dough, by the way?

Just kidding...

Wow, a fun park!

Jesus, what's wrong with you?

Got hammered again?

Get off me! What are you doing?

Don't be embarrassing.

What an animal.

People are watching.

Yola, what's wrong?

What are you on about?

Where are you going?

Yola, wait up!

Stop, in the name of love!

- There he is!

- What the hell?

Enough for now.

Let's get back to the lab.

Come, son.

Daddy will comfort you.

Damn junkies.

Who the hell was that dude?

Yoohoo! Hedgehog.

Time to go home.

Damn clone.

Get out you creep, or else!

Get out or it's going to hurt!

Damn you! You've crossed the line.

You just wait, damn it! I'II...

What?

Nice, they really did good

on that one.

Got you,

motherfucking cutie pie.

You won't run away!

Stefan, look.

That's not good.

If they find out that we didn't kill him

Then there's no way we'll get

the money.

Ok, we beat the sh*t out of him

and hide him in the bin.

Quick, turn around.

Stefan!

There you are? Got you!

What do we have here, Samantha?

Sir, the animal has no leach,

no muzzle.

That's a penalty ticket.

I'm terribly sorry.

Next time, I won't let them run

around without a muzzle.

Hold it!

I see a fool with a devil

riding on a chariot...

Into the car, move it!

Really,

they are more stupid than I thought.

If your life falls apart,

call your politician for a new start

What would you have done without me?

I guess they kicked

your head pretty hard.

I'll take you home.

Again?!

Don't ever call me again.

My son has mastered multiplication!

Ergh, well done Professor.

Multiplication-my-ass,

you've f***ed it up!

- The hedgehog has survived!

- Dude, take it easy.

- We couldn't find his pulse,

honestly. - Silence!

From now on you're doing

everything my way, understood?

Or else get the f*** out!

Is that clear?

- Yes sir!

- Is that clear?

Yes sir!

Honey, we have a visitor -

your hero.

- Good day madam.

- The gentleman that saved you.

Get this creep out, Kris.

- But we haven't finished the game yet.

- Be a man for once!

I want this hedgehog out of my house!

- I guess it's time for you.

- Yola!

Oh, you know how it is,

When she has THOSE days

It's impossible

to speak human to a human.

Out!

Yola, I mean Mrs.

Yola, what's wrong with you?

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