Jez Jerzy Page #4

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You should come later.

We'll play a game of chess,

talk, have a laugh.

See, I kicked him out, woman.

- And now, gimme a sucky sucky.

- What am I supposed to do?!

Cup of tea. Cup of tea, please.

The European hedgehog hunts at night

and loves all sorts of snails

and rotten fruits.

Among the rattling forest leaves

a handsome female appears.

The hedgehogs then run around

for several hours until they reach

an orgasm.

There you go!

Yep, it's all over now.

And then I told her... you know.

You will never walk alone!

Poland will be

the champion of Poland!

Yola calling

Hello?

What's up George?

I mean, how's things?

I'm more interested in

how things are with you, Yola.

Yola? Yola, I'm here!

Yeah, we have to meet, you know.

- And sort everything out.

- I have nothing to sort out.

I'll explain everything when we meet.

How about tonight

under the Poniatowski bridge?

Where? Under the bridge?

Yeah, I have to be... careful.

- My husband, Karl, got so suspicious.

- Karl? You mean Kris?

Yeah, sure. Did I say Karl?

So? Will you come or not?

Please!

Please, please.

OK. I'll be there.

Mission completed.

I dig your toys.

Yola?

Served on a golden platter.

We'll crush you!

Freedom!

F***ing hell.

Give it here.

Why do I have to do everything

on my own?

Throw him into the river.

What are you waiting for?

Help me. Go on.

Stefan, can hedgehogs swim?

Camera stop! Cut!

Wipe the vomit. Second take.

He's strong, intelli...,

ehm, very strong.

And funny.

And his name is:

Gheorghe the HeedgehAg, Fak it!

George the Hedgehog -

the new hero of the youth.

Visit our website and buy a t-shirt.

Perfect!

Our creation was seen by

half a million internet users already!

Nobel Prize, at last!

Soon, thanks to that clone,

we'll make millions.

You mean that cologne

that has just left?

- Where is he?

- One second.

Where would I go if I was him?

SEX SHOP:

The suspect was caught

in a rapid police action.

The level of damages caused

By the criminal is as yet unknown.

The estimated numbers point to

hundreds of thousands.

We got access to important

CCTVrecordings.

These are drastic images

only for mature viewers.

And I played chess with him!

I hope they will teach him in jail

How to behave in the civilized world.

It was a black day for

the pink business.

And the whole plan got f***ed.

- Shut up you idiot. - Yes?

- Not everything is lost yet.

I got a year of probation

for less serious sh*t.

Years of work.

Years of sacrifices.

- So we won't be millionaires?

- Let me think, damn it!

If your life falls apart,

call your politician for a new start

- Congressman, someone to see you.

- Come in.

Good day, sir.

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