Jerry Before Seinfeld Page #6
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2017
- 62 min
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[man] I recognize the bookends.
- Are they always here, or is that...
- No, I put them here. Those are mine.
That's a Superman.
You know, I love Superman.
So this is a...
This is Kal-El on Krypton.
You see that he's in there.
He's in the rocket.
And there's his dad, Jor-El,
and his mom, Lara.
And then he goes in the rocket,
and he lands...
Where does he land? Kansas?
- [man] Kansas.
- Kansas.
And there he is, and they have got
the little Superman baby... right there.
Yeah, those are mine.
- What else? What's that?
- [man] Whose books are those?
The books are a prop. They're fake books.
They're just props. This is show business.
I don't actually live here.
This is not a...
[laughter]
You need to get out a lot more.
and every comedy thing you could get.
I did a show with this puppet
when I was in third grade.
When I was a kid
and a comedian came on TV,
I would just freeze and stare at them.
Being obsessed with comedy
felt very liberating,
because it didn't have to do
with the real world.
You know, a Mad Magazine,
and you're going,
"Well, these people
don't respect anything."
And that just exploded my head.
It was just, like,
you don't have to buy it.
You could say, "That's stupid."
"This is stupid."
Then, one day, my friend's older brother
told us there was this place in New York
where young guys were getting on stage
and doing stand-up comedy.
Not like the guys on Ed Sullivan
with tuxedos and cigars,
just young, crazy people.
Once I saw that this was going on,
that there was a world,
I went, "Oh, I want to be in that world.
I don't want to be in the real world."
So, I came into the city in 1976.
I told you that.
Uh... At that time, New York,
Uh... But definitely the best place,
in my opinion, to become a comedian,
because, first of all,
everybody in New York is a little funny.
I'm sure you all think you're funny.
[laughter]
That's why you like comedy -
you feel you're pretty funny yourself.
You probably even think
you could do what I'm doing.
You think...
"I got interested in other things,
but if I wanted to, I could have easily...
I could have done it.
I chose not to."
[laughter and applause]
And that is a good place to learn comedy,
because in New York
you've got to really have something
to make audiences laugh.
And at that time, also,
New York wasn't doing so well as a city.
The city was going bankrupt.
It was also the same year that they built
I used to say,
"Great, the city's going bankrupt.
They're putting up rides for us."
[laughter]
"Maybe eventually we'll get
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