Jen Kirkman: Just Keep Livin? Page #3
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- 2017
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[audience laughing, then cheering]
Thank you.
Which is an ancient chant from the Buddha.
So... But then I thought...
My adrenaline's going, I'm shaking.
And I went, "Holy sh*t, all this happened
and I meditated today.
What if I hadn't, you know?"
[audience laughs]
And just a little lesson for you guys,
do not call a woman crazy
unless you wanna see a woman
go f***ing crazy, okay? Just don't.
Save yourselves. If you wanna see...
If you wanna tell a woman she's crazy,
just call her calm.
It'll just throw us off
and the whole thing's dissipated. Just go,
"Hey, you're being really calm right now."
"Oh, thank you. A psychic told me
I was calm once. Thanks.
What were we fighting about?
I didn't even know."
So... I'm driving and I'm like:
"Okay, just calm down.
Adrenaline's coming down."
I get to the next stoplight.
The guy is there again and I'm like,
"Okay, don't start anything, Jen.
Stay in your lane
and, literally, do not be or seem crazy."
So, I put on some music
and I'm bopping around happy as can be.
"Look at me, I'm not crazy at all.
I wasn't just screaming,
'I meditated, motherf***er.'
I am fun and happy."
And he's kind of looking at me
and he yells into my car,
"Hey... sorry about your mom."
And I'm like,
"Oh, f***, I forgot my mom died."
And so, you know...
I suddenly get real upset, I go:
"Oh, I know, it's been a tough morning.
So much paperwork."
What? I don't know... What is...?
Why would there be paperwork so soon,
an hour?
If it's real,
she lives in Boston, I live in L.A.,
she died an hour ago, there's paperwork,
have a fax machine
that's like, "Someone died, come on,"
you know.
And so, he looks at me and goes,
"Well, love, we got kind of heated,
but I hope you have a good day
whatever you're doing."
And I'm like, "You, too, man."
And he drives off and I start sobbing.
I'm like, "Oh, my God.
So full of emotion, you know. I don't know
if it's just my mom or just... I...
It just kind of... You know, I've talked
to two people this morning already
but that's the meditation,
it brings us together.
It's so powerful."
So, then I parked the car.
I'm no longer crying, or passionate,
or crazy,
or condescending because I'm meditating.
And I walk in into this meeting,
introduce myself, we have a chitchat,
they're gonna pay me,
I'm gonna do the job, I nailed it.
I'm like,
"I shouldn't be allowed to do that.
I should not be allowed to act normal
'cause I was acting like a maniac."
How come they don't have to know
what I was doing.
You're allowed into a building
and be whatever you want
even though you were screaming.
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