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John Carpenter
1988		THEY LIVE JOB OPPORTUNITIES - Last place of employment? - Denver, Colorado. I worked there for ten years... but then things just dried up. Th...Rate it:

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Ron Mita
2017		You know, I remember the first time I set foot in Africa. Thought I'd hate it just like Iraq, you know? Figured, it's just more fucking sand t...Rate it:

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Tow Ubukata
2013		1 "Supreme Court" Kazuya Soga, get out here! - Griffin Unit, ten minutes to air-strike. - Eagle clear. - Griffin Unit, - Fox negative. - ten...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2006		(Opening) Sweet Daddy Dee: Jeff Dunham, i'm talking to you my man. This is your night and this is your time. You're gonna put the smackdown on tha...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2007		Walter: All those kids and their hipping and their hopping. Pull up your damn pants, you morons! Jeff: Second Comedy Central special, it's gonna b...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unless I...Rate it:

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Wei Lu
1994		ERA International (HK) Ltd. presents In Association with Shanghai Film Studios Producer: Chiu Fusheng Executive Producers: Kow Fuhong and Chris...Rate it:

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Roald Dahl
1967		Calling Cape Comm. This is Jupiter 16. Do you give a "go" for fourth orbit? Cape Comm to Jupiter 16. Can you confirm O-2 pressure is within li...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2009		(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! Wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walk...Rate it:

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Spike Lee
2014		Church, let's bow our heads for a brief prayer for our recently departed Bishop Enoch. - He's in a better place now. - Pray for his lovely fami...Rate it:

(4.00 / 9 votes)

Woody Allen
1999		Why Emmet Ray? Because he was interesting. To me, Emmet Ray was a fascinating character. I was a huge fan of his when I was younger. I though...Rate it:

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Mark Bomback
2007		Well.... I am sending you the code. Yes I see that, thank you. - What about my account? - Delivering. i I have just sent it, you should have ...Rate it:

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Steven McGregor
2017		1 What you fuckin' doing? Standing around? Oi! That's it, walk away. Fuckin' idiot. Black bastard. Why don't you listen to me, eh? - What'd...Rate it:

(3.75 / 4 votes)

David Mamet
1992		SCENE ONE A booth at a Chinese restaurant, Williamson and Levene are seated at the booth. LEVENE John...John...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)

Jeff Dunham
2014		Jeff Dunham: Five continents. 12 countries. 19 cities. 50,000 miles. Five characters. One dead terrorist. We're all over the map. (Title Card) Je...Rate it:

(3.20 / 5 votes)

Ernest Lehman
1957		FADE IN: EXT. INT. GLOBE NEWSPAPER BUILDING - DUSK - N.Y. A row of newspaper delivery trucks is lined up against the long loading bay, waiting fo...Rate it:

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Robert Getchell
1974		ALICE: Wait. No, wait. I can do that better. I can sing better than Alice Faye. ALICE: I swear to Christ I can. MOTHER: Allie! Allie! Alice Gr...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)

Jeff Dunham
2011		JEFF DUNHAM: I can't believe the show starts in half an hour and Achmed's late. Walter: Maybe he drowned trying to visit Bin Laden's grave. (laugh...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)

Keisuke Yoshida
2013		1 We've really never met? I swear I've seen you before Oh, you're a celebrity? No, I'm not Really? I feel there must be something Okay, your...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)

Graham Chapman
1982		20th CENTURY FROG ARS GRATIA ARTIS PRESENTS STARRING (ALPHABETICALLY) GRAHAM CHAPMAN INTERNATIONALLY SUPER STARRING (ALPHABETICALLY) JOHN CLE...Rate it:

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Paul Yurick
2001		FADE IN: 1 EXT. SAN FRANCISCO - DAY 1 OPENING CREDITS and MUSIC play as dawn breaks over thecity by the bay. Sounds of intense SEXUAL EXERTION F...Rate it:

(2.75 / 4 votes)

Jeff Dunham
2012		A.J: Storm clouds gather, darkness prowls, the moon shines full as specters howl. This scary house, this lonely road, revenge is coming, and best s...Rate it:

(2.67 / 3 votes)

Paul Laverty
2002		1 - Right, who wants a shot? - Me! 25p a go. Pay Pinball. Get in a line. Get in the back, you. Money. Do you not want a shot? Get in the q...Rate it:

(2.50 / 2 votes)

Dave Chappelle
2017		He's in the trance. He isn't thinking of jokes, though. He's composing the voiceover I'm saying to you right now. Getting me to agree to this ...Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)

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