Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map Page #5

Synopsis: In this documentary/stand-up special, Jeff takes his friends in the suitcase all around the world, performing in places such as Iceland, Norway, Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates, London, and Israel.

Genre: Comedy

Director(s): Rob Dipple

Actors: Jeff Dunham, Jeff Rothpan


IMDB:: 7.1

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: TV-14
Year:: 2014
: 83 min
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(Cutscene)
Jeff Dunham:
We landed in London, it's afternoon, it's time for tea, with four very proper english ladies.
(Montage)
Jeff Dunham:
Walter do you know why were here today?
Walter:
Uh tea? How come nobody's drinking any yet?
"Well nobody's been told by mother."
Walter:
What? What did you call me?
"You hardly ever have men at afternoon tea."
Walter:
Well we'll go out later, trust me it'll be a lot of fun.
(Back to show)
Jeff Dunham:
So Peanut, what's impressed you most since we've been in England?
Peanut:
Uh, I love this country because just about everything is double entendre.
Jeff Dunham:
Like what?
Peanut:
Oh, come on. Even the food. Bangers and mash? Come on!
Jeff Dunham:
That's sausages and potatoes.
Peanut:
It sounds more like a male dance team. Or two guys dating. I don't want to be mash.
Jeff Dunham:
All right. Have you seen anyone famous since we've been here.
Peanut:
Yes i actually did, i saw Victoria Beckham.
Jeff Dunham:
You did not.
Peanut:
I did too, i think, she was facing me, and then when she turned sideways, she disappeared
Jeff Dunham:
Did you know that the very first x-ray was take right here in Birmingham, England in 1896?
Achmed:
Ha! You call it an x-ray, I call it a selfie.
Jeff Dunham:
So what did you do today?
Achmed:
I saw where they keep all those useless wax figures.
Jeff Dunham:
Ah, Madame Tussauds Wax Museum.
Achmed:
No, no, no. Parliament.
Jeff Dunham:
With that in mind, have you learned anything since we've been here?
Walter:
Uh, I've learned that the folks in Birmingham
like to be called Birmies.
Jeff Dunham:
Right.
Walter:
So I took that knowledge forward. Unfortunately, the folks in Scotland do not like to be called Scummies.
Oh, they got all pissed off. I don't know what the
hell they were saying. You ever try to talk to an angry Scot? Good god. (Angry scottish speaking) The **** are you saying?
Jeff Dunham:
Did you know that the Revered Wilbert Awdry wrote Thomas the tank engine books here?
Walter:
Really?
Jeff Dunham:
Right.
Walter:
So a clergymen came up with books for young boys? Well you know what they say?
Jeff Dunham:
What's that?
Walter:
Write what you know? I'll talk to this guy in the front row, very calm, very nice. Not you! Ok what's your name again?
Jeff Dunham:
What? Nabil?
Walter:
Is that a first name or something you take medicine to get rid off? Is that family name or your parents drunk and went "all right, let's name him Nabil." (Belches) Is that a common english name? No? A what?

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Jeff Dunham

Jeffrey "Jeff" Dunham (born April 18, 1962) is an American ventriloquist and comedian who has also appeared on numerous television shows, including Late Show with David Letterman, Comedy Central Presents, The Tonight Show and Sonny With a Chance. He has six specials that run on Comedy Central: Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself, Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity, Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special, Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos, Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters, and Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map. Dunham also starred in The Jeff Dunham Show, a series on the network in 2009.His style has been described as "a dressed-down, more digestible version of Don Rickles with multiple personality disorder". Describing his characters, Time magazine said, "All of them are politically incorrect, gratuitously insulting and ill tempered." Dunham has been credited with reviving ventriloquism, and doing more to promote the art form than anyone since Edgar Bergen.Dunham has been called "America's favorite comedian" by Slate.com, and according to the concert industry publication Pollstar, he is the top-grossing standup act in North America, and is among the most successful acts in Europe as well. As of November 2009, he has sold over four million DVDs, an additional $7 million in merchandise sales, and received more than 350 million hits on YouTube as of October 2009 (his introduction of Achmed the Dead Terrorist in Spark of Insanity was ranked as the ninth most watched YouTube video at the time). A Very Special Christmas Special was the most-watched telecast in Comedy Central history, with its DVD selling over 400,000 in its first two weeks. Forbes.com ranked Dunham as the third highest-paid comedian in the United States behind Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock, and reported that he was one of the highest-earning comics from June 2008 to June 2009, earning approximately $30 million during that period. Dunham also does occasional acting roles. He achieved the Guinness Book of World Records record for "Most tickets sold for a stand-up comedy tour" for his Spark of Insanity tour, performing in 386 venues worldwide. more…

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