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but it's gonna be big enough

to hold a shark.

- Do you want to go?

Do you want to take that?

- No, no, no, I'm listening.

I'm still listening.

So what have you been up to?

- Oh, um, you know, I've been

making videos for this website.

You know, it's funny.

I was actually gonna

go pitch something

with David Fincher, maybe.

- Adventure baby?

I like the sound of that.

Adventure baby.

- No, no, I said,

"David Fincher, maybe."

Not "adventure baby."

- YEAH, I WOULD DEFINITELY WATCH

SOMETHING CALLED ADVENTURE BABY.

So that's a good idea.

And then as far as

this Randy Plymouth thing goes,

he's an icon.

I mean, I love him.

I've been a fan

since I was six or seven.

Really, seven.

The problem is,

at the end of the day,

is he sober?

- Randy? Oh, yeah.

Randy is... he's totally clean.

He's been clean

for a couple months now, and...

- really?

- Yeah.

- That sounds great.

Well, I tell you what,

why don't I go over

to his mansion...

to Randy's mansion... meet him.

We'll hash the whole thing out

and see if we can get

something going.

- Oh, my God.

- Awesome.

- That's awesome.

- That's great.

- It's great!

- Now I'm on the...

that's so great.

- Okay, that's awesome.

- Oh.

- All right, they got it.

They have it.

Okay, great.

- They have the shark tank?

- Yeah, well, it's a fish tank,

as a mentioned earlier,

but it'll be able to hold

a shark.

- Randy, come on.

You got to get out of bed.

Let's go.

You got to get dressed.

- Mm-mm.

- Oh, my God,

you're really depressed.

- Yeah.

Yeah, I am.

'Cause I haven't done

any drugs in a month, okay?

You know what that's like?

Guess what.

I don't like

who I am without substances.

- Come on.

We agreed that we were gonna

do this show from your house.

I mean, you were all excited

to do it,

and I really need you to step up

for me right now.

Come on, I got to make

something happen for my family.

- Why do I need you

for a TV show anyways, huh?

What are you bringing

to the table?

- Well, I'm a writer.

You don't write.

You don't even know

how to work a typewriter.

- Typewriter?

- Yeah.

- Who uses a typewriter anymore?

- Well, you can't even type.

And I'm punctual.

I'll get you to meetings

on time.

I'll remember

when the meetings are.

I know when it's appropriate

and when it's not appropriate

to touch a woman's breast.

- That's low.

- Yep.

All right, okay, look.

He texted me. He's here.

He's outside.

- Let's go.

- I'm going.

- Let's go, Randy.

Let's do this.

- I'm going!

- Randy, get down here.

Hey!

- Hey.

- What's up? All right.

- How are you?

- Thanks so much

for coming over, man.

- You remember Trisha,

my new girlfriend.

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