Jason Nash Is Married Page #2
- But why would you use
a real gun?
This is a silly sketch.
- BECAUSE... YOU SEE BLACK RAIN?
- BLACK RAIN?
- THE MOVIE.
- WITH...
- Michael Douglas. YEAH.
- Did you see the guns,
how fake they looked?
Looks real...
- just take this.
I don't... I don't...
- J!
- Hey.
- What are you doing?
What is this?
- What are you doing home?
I thought you were at work.
- Yeah, I was.
Charley had her checkup,
remember?
Why are you wearing
that ridiculous wig?
What... hi.
- You know Dennis.
- Hi.
- Uh, we're shooting
a video for a contest
for a comedy website.
- All right.
Well, what's the contest?
What's the prize?
- A tote bag.
Jason, I just saw this.
Were you gonna tell me
about this?
- I want to pay that. I do.
- You owe $30,000 in back taxes?
- I know. I know.
I saw that bill.
- You have to get a job.
- I know. I got to do something
about that.
- You have to.
- I know.
You know, I'm gonna get a job.
I'm gonna get a job.
Right after we do this,
I'm gonna send out some emails.
- Okay, you're just...
that's how...
you're gonna send off
some emails and get a...
what are you gonna do?
What's the plan?
- Look, I want to reassure you
that totally responsibly Jason
is here,
and I'm going to grow up,
starting now.
- Sh*t, man.
This is loaded.
I forgot to take the clip out.
- Oh, my God. Jason.
- You're not around
a lot of children, are you?
- Ball.
- I got an idea.
- What?
- I want to get you a meeting
at blazers media.
- Oh, to pitch a show?
- No, dude.
To be a receptionist.
My law firm represents this guy
who just opened
this new company.
He's running this company.
I'm gonna get you in there.
- Hey, hey, I know.
- My shot, dude. My shot.
- I know.
- I'll pitch a show
with Randy Plymouth.
That'll be great.
- Randy Plymouth, the comedian?
- That'll be great.
- That's insane.
He's drunk all the time.
- He smokes crack.
- He's clean.
- Didn't you just see he just
of an 18-year-old boy
on his roof?
- Yeah, so what?
He's 18. That's cool.
- I don't think
you're hearing me, okay?
This is a receptionist job.
That's it.
- Dude, Randy Plymouth,
variety show.
It's a slam dunk.
What's up?
Is that a bigger ball
than normal?
Is that a bigger size?
Is that regulation?
Sh*t, 'cause it feels bigger.
- Thanks for coming over here,
'cause blazers won't be set up
so I won't physically be
in the office until, you know,
I'm on hold right now.
I mean, it's a fish tank,
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