Jackass 3D Page #3

Get him off me!

- Get the f*** off me!

- Shut up! Shut up!

Look at them two.

Big boy. Wait. He can walk?

OK.

What was that all that about?

What the hell was all that about?

I don't know! A bunch of midgets

come in here and start fighting!

-I don't know what happened.

- That was wild!

The cops came in!

I can't believe it.

Little miniature cops.

Here comes Dunn.

No f***ing way, dude!

- Oh, my God.

- Is there blue on me?

I am so happy.

- There's a lot of blue.

- Dude, that thing goes!

F***!

Dude, the sound of it

is just f***ing terrifying.

This sucks. Oh, man.

Its bark is worse than its bite, Ehren.

Due to prison overpopulation,

we're gonna give these boys

here a chance to escape.

This side represents incarceration,

that side, freedom.

This is Electric Avenue.

Each one of these

stun guns has 950,000 volts.

There's 15 of 'em hanging here, plus

four cattle prods. Good luck, fellas!

Go!

- Go, go, go!

- F***!

F***, I'm gonna pass out, man.

I'm gonna f***ing pass out.

Come on, come on.

Go, go, go!

F***, that sucked!

F***!

Sucks doody!

- How do you feel?

-I changed my mind.

Stun guns are the number one

most thing that I hate now.

Bulls are second, snakes are third.

That sucked! Terribly.

I'm Preston Lacy here

with pro kicker Josh Brown,

and this is the Field Goal.

Kick!

Wow, that was a good kick.

- Was that right in the puss?

- Right on the kisser:

Oh, f***.

My mouth.

F***!

-I love you, buddy. Thank you.

- Oh, my God.

Pro football star Josh Brown.

I love you, buddy. Right here.

F***ing A!

- On the mouth.

- You're a man.

April, what kind of glue is this?

- Super Mighty Glue.

- This is Super Mighty Glue,

and we're going to have

a little fun with it today.

Who's got tummy hair?

Not me.

- You have tummy hair?

-I have a fraction.

- That's definitely tummy hair.

- That's tummy hair.

- You guys got tummy hair.

- Now we're talking.

Looks like we got cast for this bit.

- Don't get it on his fingers.

- You don't need a lot, they say.

A dab'll do ya.

Oh, Knoxville, Jesus!

No, I think this is gonna work.

All right. We ready?

Ready, then?

Oh, my God!

Now. Oh, my God!

Keep it on there. Keep it on.

Keep it on there.

Dude, it's gonna take my skin off.

You're gonna have hairy palms.

Wait. I kind of like it

when Preston says...

F***!

- it's not moving.

- What do you like Preston to say?

Get a little symphony going.

Dude, this is in.

Should they pull it?

We don't need any more time, dude.

It is in.

You got at least 15 grams of super glue.

- Pull it! Pull it!

- Really?

- Three, two, one...

- Skins coming, I know it. Go, Barn!

He's a werewolf!

Werewolf!

That is mingin'-ass Phil's.

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