Jackass 3D Page #2
you, you took it really good, man.
I am so f***ing hurt!
You were running around
on carbon dioxide.
- Look at your eye.
- God, I gotta get rid of this.
The thing is that Dave
doesn't understand
is that the more you freak out,
the more you get stung.
Idiot!
That felt like somebody was
blowing a fireball in my face.
It looked like you were
just getting the hell beat out of you.
You can't f***ing breathe.
Waiter? Can I get
some cream for my coffee?
That's the story
Just pissing in the wind.
Hey, buddy, would you mind
watching my dog for a second
while I run in there?
Thanks. I'll be right back.
Thank you, buddy.
Thanks, bud.
Thank you very much
for watching my dog.
My name is Johnny Knoxville,
and this is Roller Buffalo.
You're the man!
We're not worthy.
Oh, man. Let me get over here.
- What'd it feel like?
- It felt like Sh*t.
It felt like I got run over
by a buffalo.
It's in my mouth!
Get me out of here! Get me out of here!
Ehren, stay here!
Think we need
to get him out from there?!
Let's get him!
Get it off of him.
- Ehren, stay out!
- All right!
Lance... Hold it together, Lance!
Pull out! OK, pull out! Pull out!
- Did I get the shot?
- You got the shot, dude.
So it went high and everything?
It was like a volcano?
You got a good three feet.
- Three foot?
- Yeah, that one had some power.
- It was like a full-on volcano?
- Absolutely.
Don't say anything.
- Two Budweisers.
What do I owe you?
Six-fifty, please.
- Keep the change.
- Thank you, dear.
- Cheers. Boop!
- Cheers.
So what's the status?
I don't know. Go down to the beach
or something... hit the water.
You tried it?
Tara! What the f*** are you doing?
What the f***?!
- Who the f*** are you?
- Who are you?
I'm her frickin' boyfriend, a**hole!
That's cool, bud. I'm her man-friend.
Dude, don't push me. Don't push me.
I'm not even touching you.
You know, f*** both of you!
F*** both of you!
Calm down now.
So...
He and I are taking a break and...
Right in here.
Right in here.
F*** you! I told you
to get the f*** away!
- Don't push him, man!
- Stop! Stop! Stop!
Get your ass down!
Keep your punk ass down,
you hunk of sh*t!
Get him, Pop! Get him, Poppy!
Get his ass down!
Get off of him! Stop!
Police! Get on the f***ing ground!
Get on the ground!
Freeze! Everybody up against the wall!
- Up against the wall!
- Get the f*** off me!
What the f*** are you doing?!
Get him up. Get him up!
Freeze, motherf***er!
Get your hands behind your back!
- Let's go, babe!
- F***ing get off me!
Code 54! Paramedic! Paramedic!
Get the f*** off me!
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