Jackass 3D Page #4
Preston's is pretty gross,
but that is disgusting!
Wow!
No, don't pour that
on your boo-boo hand.
- It stings.
- That's gotta hurt.
Hey, Dunn. Do you have
any hair on your butt?
- No.
- Do you want some?
I'm thinking I'm about
due for a hairy ass, yeah.
I'm in my 30s, it hasn't
grown in natural yet.
So I think we're gonna
have to do a transplant.
Phil, can I borrow
some of your back hair?
Yeah, like having you
sit on my back?
I'm thinking about
becoming a real man.
Sure, I'll lay down
and you can sit on it.
- OK, Rake.
- You ready to go? Let's do it.
Ryan, do you shave your ass?
Shave my... Look at me!
Do I shave my ass?
I don't know
Apparently, you don't know what
toilet paper feels like either.
- I don't!
- Make sure it's clean.
All right, go, go, go!
You gotta sit!
- Sit! Sit! Sit!
- Sit down.
Time it, two minutes
on the clock.
- Phil, you all right down there?
- Yeah.
- Consider this a bonding experience.
- Okay.
You got about 30 seconds.
Well, if I can't get
Phil's hair off of me,
then, you know, I'd really
F***ing a**hole!
You d*ckhead!
- That's not gonna come off.
- No f***ing sh*t!
That's not gonna come off.
It's going to come off.
it's going to come off.
You f***ing, f***ing pricks.
- Okay, Dunn, stand up.
- Dunn, you're up. Stand up.
Let's see if you got
some hair on your butt.
- Ready? Go.
- One, two...
- What the hell?
- Your butt looks 80 years old.
- Does it?
- Look at Phil's back.
- Let me see.
Man, you're missing
a lot of hair in there.
But no doo-doo stains, right?
- No.
- Not so much.
All right, good.
Why'd you grip it like that?
Why you biting off of Preston's steez
by going...?
Wait a minute, hold
those scissors down.
Oh, you son of a b*tch.
I have a free hand.
Hello!
- Here, I'll be like this to catch him.
- All right, you catch him.
Ryan, do you want
your pants up, first?
Catch me. Catch Knox.
- Grab Barn.
- No, keep your pants down.
- I don't want my balls hanging out.
- Ready then? Three...
Man, this is gonna suck.
Three, two, go.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
F*** me, man.
What a bunch of d*cks.
That's worse than Phil.
All right.
Wee Man, what are you doing?
You take the cake, bub.
You won't come out that easy.
Why don't you want to glue
Wee Man to Preston?
- Yes.
-I should lay down,
and you should lay down on top of me.
- Woof.
Like this?
- I think like this.
- No.
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
-A 69.
- Glued into 69.
I think that's the best way.
Well, f***ing lube him up
or lube me up!
- Let's go!
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