Jackass: The Lost Tapes Page #4
- Year:
- 2009
- 104 min
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MAN 2:
That was disgusting.That was so sick.
(SlNGlNG)
Hi, Oompa Loompa.
Thanks, buddy.
-My name is Richard.
-Richard?
MAN 1:
Put some sh*t on his nose.MAN 2:
F*** this...(LAUGHlNG)
MAN 1:
Dude, you...MAN 2:
I was trying to get in on the party.So we're in Knoxville, Tennessee,
outside of Eddie's Auto Parts.
Now, the owner is a friend
of my father's named Eddie Harvey.
He's got a really short temper,
and we're gonna send Dimitry in there
with a Russian accent
to see how long it takes him to get hot.
DlMlTRY:
Who is Eddie? I need help.-DlMlTRY:
You Eddie?-You need a tape?
DlMlTRY:
No, I need help, we say.My car, she break, down street.
You want the mechanic?
DlMlTRY:
No. Eddie.MAN:
That's Eddie.DlMlTRY:
Who's Eddie? You're Eddie?I need spark plug or something.
-DlMlTRY:
How much?-I ain't charging you nothing.
I said I was gonna give it to you.
DlMlTRY:
I need more.What if break again?
-One, one to a customer.
-DlMlTRY:
Come on, you give me free,but it's free headache.
I got $1, but I need more than one.
I give you $4 for two.
You give me three more dollars
or you're...out of luck.
DlMlTRY:
I have rubles.You take rubles? I bring you dollars.
DlMlTRY:
Dude, he didn't get mad at all.-Nothing happened.
-What did he say?
He was gonna let me walk out of there
Go back in and try to get him hotter.
DlMlTRY:
Okay, I find money.You give me spark plug.
I need... You sell engine?
Maybe new engine I need.
Yeah, well, I don't know what you need.
I can't understand. I'm not...
Hell, I can't understand nothing
but the damn English language.
I don't know nothing about...
(DlMlTRY SPEAKlNG RUSSlAN)
It won't start, hell, put some gas in it.
You're probably out of gas.
-DlMlTRY:
Okay, give me some gas.-What have you been used to,
running a damn bicycle,
riding a bicycle all the time?
-DlMlTRY:
No, it's car, four wheels.-Hell, when you get in a car,
-you got to put gas in them.
-DlMlTRY:
Okay, give me gas...-Pound, one pound of gas.
-Gas don't come by the...damn pound.
It comes by the gallon.
You want a gallon of gas...
-What is it? You want a gallon of gas...
-DlMlTRY:
I need to go 50 kilometres.How much gas I need?
(PHONE RlNGS)
Pick up phone. I pick up.
Hello, Eddie Auto. How I help you?
I sue you.
MAN:
Well, getyour ass out of here, then.
A dead man can't sue nobody.
DlMlTRY:
What you talk, "A dead man"?Where you going?
-A dead man can't sue you for nothing...
-DlMlTRY:
Come on, help me.What, you gonna hit me?
You can't hit me.
I'm gonna hit you, by God, if you stand
right there where I can reach you.
DlMlTRY:
Here, reach me. You can't
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