Jackass: The Lost Tapes Page #5
- Year:
- 2009
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hit me. You can't hit me, come on.
-You need to help me with car.
-Put your damn hand out there.
-DlMlTRY:
You're too slow.-Put it out there.
DlMlTRY:
Hello, Eddie, Eddie.Help me, Eddie.
I sit on chair till you come start car.
-No, a chair, I need chair.
-Get your ass out of here.
DlMlTRY:
No, I need... I take this chair.-...damn it.
-I need chair.
-Get the...out of here.
-I need chair.
-I'm not...
-I need chair.
-You little...
-Start car. I take bat.
-Now, get out the damn door.
-I need start car.
-Get out the door!
-Who are you? You're not Eddie.
I call police on you,
Eddie and no-name friend.
-Get the hell out of here.
-DlMlTRY:
I need you start my car.You start my car.
Come on.
You start car.
Come on, what, you gonna get me?
You stupid son of a b*tch.
You want me to come down there?
Hi, I'm Steve-O.
I'm somewhere in Louisiana.
Right now, I'm about
to get my ass kicked by crawfish.
MAN 1:
How bad do these hurtwhen they get a good pinch on you?
MAN 2:
Well, depends onif you get one like that one.
MAN 2:
See how its claw's like that?STEVE-O:
Whoa, dude, yeah.We didn't feed them for three days,
so they'd be hungry.
MAN 1:
That's gonna feel kind of funnygoing down your pants.
It's not gonna get worse, dude.
This is probably gonna be the equivalent
of doing a Pete Rose slide
through fricking thorn bushes.
MAN 3:
See, that's about what they do.They really don't let go.
MAN 1:
That thing's gonna kill you.And this is the crawfish diaper.
MAN 1:
And some in the front.Are they biting?
(SCREAMS)
Where? Where's he biting?
He's clamped on to my butt cheek, dude.
(SCREAMlNG CONTlNUES)
Okay, I think I'm done, man.
MAN 1:
They almost bit youon Your Name, dude. What do you think?
I think that sucked.
As soon as Kosick
comes out of the pharmacy,
he's gonna get antiqued by Ehren.
Bastard's on crutches, too.
RlCK:
F***.MAN:
He's so pissed.-He's just so angry.
-Can't turn your f***ing face
for one second.
MAN:
Oh, my God.EHREN:
I just got to do...I just got to do... I...
Going to play a little golf today.
MAN:
Hey, bub. Hey, no, no, no, no.JOHNNY:
One second, one second.I'm swinging.
MAN 1:
Hey, bub.Hey, bub, you've gotta take
them golf clubs and them balls
-and go somewhere else.
-Well, I got to practise my shots.
Then you're gonna have
to go somewhere else to do it.
-The driving range isn't open today.
-Well, this is not a driving range, bub.
This is a miniature golf course.
Well, I know,
but I got to practise my swings.
-Hey, bub, hey.
-Watch out, watch out, watch out!
-Here, you need to...
-No, no, no, those are expensive clubs.
-You need to take these clubs...
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