InAPPropriate Comedy Page #5

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so pessimistic.

I want to see

a chick get naked.

A silhouette scene like this

leaves room for interpretation.

Is he punching her

in the stomach?

Is he fisting her

in the vajoosh?

We decide.

You are one sick

lady. You know?

I just think I heard

my dick gasp.

Wait a minute.

Why is the guy dancing

and wearing a diaper?

I don't get that.

In Japanese culture, foreplay

is an intricate ceremony.

Japanese men are more

sensitive to the clit.

I guess because their penis

resembles one.

Hmm. Oh, yeah, yeah. Ok.

I guess the symbolism here

is supposed to mean.

The guy's love for the woman

is so strong,

That's what breaks the table.

And then he punches here

in her slant-Eyed poontang.

Ok, let's go to the bucket.

I can't watch any more.

I think it's gonna be

less than 1.

What do you got, bob?

[GROANS]

[GAGS]

All right, what do we got next?

Hold on.

All right, ok. But

while she's throwing up,

Let's take a break.

[VOMITING]

That's not good.

See ya next time.

[HUMMING]

We got a big surprise

for your 21st birthday.

Come on, come on!

Why am I holding a spear?

It's your birthday stick.

My birthday stick? What?

ALL:
Ohh!

[LAUGHTER]

That n*gger hurt,

that n*gger hurt!

Look at that n*gger hurt!

The damn motherf***er...

damn!

Oh, sh*t!

Whoo!

What the f***?

You have to fight

that motherf***er!

Oh, sh*t!

[HUMMING]

ANNOUNCER:

In san Francisco,

When trouble calls,

one man answers.

Flirty harry.

Ready to stand up

for what he believes in.

You must have some big balls.

Coming in my face...

like that.

I've had my fill

of your mouth, harry!

I will bust your ass

down to traffic cop!

Go ahead.

Hmm?

Bust my ass.

No, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no!

ANNOUNCER:

Loved by the people,

He's a man's man.

Would you like

to sample my nuts?

I'll pop a couple

in my mouth, sure.

These are extra salty.

ANNOUNCER:

And criminals know.

He means business.

Move, motherf***er.

What the f***

are you looking at, a**hole?

What the f***

are you looking at?!

You're going to do

what I tell you, right?

[CRUNCH]

What the f*** are you doing,

you cocksucking pig?

Easy, now.

I know you're ready to blow.

I'm just going to

push a stool in.

Real slow.

Thinking about

blowing f***ing brains.

All over the f***ing wall,

man pig. Back up.

[C*CKS GUN]

Go ahead.

Blow 'em.

Huh?

Away. [KISS]

[EXHALES]

ANNOUNCER:

"Flirty harry,".

Coming out this summer.

Hi. I'm Ari Shaffer.

You know, according

to experts at Wikipedia,

Asian drivers account for

56% of all traffic deaths.

In the U.S.

Every single day.

That's more deaths

than slavery.

Or "the holocaust" combined.

Whether they're

taking their cars.

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