InAPPropriate Comedy Page #6
And plowing into
our farmers markets.
and plowing into pearl harbors,
They're just not safe
behind the wheel.
So either start
an internment camp,
Which is illegal,
or do what I do,
That's Ari's driving school
for the round-Eye impaired,
To help teach
these yellow kitties.
How to handle tough,
American vehicles.
Won't don't you join me today?
Welcome to
"the amazing racist."
Hi, I'm Christina.
Oh. Hi, how are you?
Good.
My name's Ari.
Hi, Ari, nice to meet you.
How are you? I...
how are you?
I will be
your instructor today.
Ok.
Your instructor.
Or sensei. Um...
ok.
Ok, put your seatbelt on.
You're very good-Looking.
Nice.
What?
It's good to look.
Oh, ok.
Hello, Charlie, how are you?
Hi, uh, Steve.
It's nice to, uh...
Nice to meet you.
Oh. Nice
to meet you, too.
Uh, ok, so, um,
Yeah, definitely
put your seatbelt on.
Um...
Go ahead and, uh, pull out.
Should I check
my mirrors, or...
It's not going to make any
difference, dude, but go ahead.
Straight up where you're
going, you're looking good.
You're... you're an authorized
instructor, right?
Easy... yes, I'm an authorized
instructor. Be careful.
This isn't Tiananmen square.
This is not a tank.
Ok.
This is a car.
Ok, sorry.
Your eyes, it would be good.
If you could open
your eyes a little bit.
Just pop them open.
If you just open them up.
Yeah. Just try to...
Yeah, try to keep them open.
Look what I'm doing.
See my eyes?
How they're open?
Yeah.
Can you try to do that?
They...
they are open.
Ehh...
How much do you think
Like a...
I don't...
I don't know.
But like, you know...
One of those massages.
What?
What...
[EXHALES]
Did I do something wrong, or...
It's just, you're driving really
Please, just try to
concentrate on the road.
Open your eyes!
Come on.
All right, listen.
Just stay there.
Um...
Just... please, stay on
the road, stay on the road.
I don't know if this is safe.
Please, it's safer than
having your eyes half closed.
Uh, ok.
Ok.
That eye is way better, right?
You can see better
out of that eye now?
Uh, I guess so, yeah.
Do you notice a difference?
Yeah, yeah.
Stay on the road,
stay on the road.
You're doing great,
you're doing fine.
You're doing fine.
There we go.
Careful, careful,
please be careful.
Please be careful,
please be careful.
Maybe after this, uh, some
sort of hand job or something.
What?
Just straight up.
S.A.T. Question.
Um, white people
are to loving their daughters.
Um... I don't know.
Blank their daughters.
White people love... daughters.
When Asian people
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