InAPPropriate Comedy Page #4

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Watch that thing.

Watch that thing.

Ok, turn around, man.

You're touching my dick, n*gger!

[INDISTINCT CHATTER

AND LAUGHTER]

Boom, n*gger.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Oh, sh*t.

[HUMMING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Welcome to "the porno

review" podcast. I'm JD.

And I'm Harriet

with your female perspective.

Well, like most guys, Harriet,

I hope we go straight

to the titties.

Not a lot of "talking."

No need to worry.

Today's film

is an international one.

Ah, great, a foreign film.

You know what that means.

Relax! He's a seasoned director.

He would never screw up good

Well, I will believe

that when I see it.

[PROJECTOR STARTING]

Oh, honey, please take off that

tacky hat, it make you look gay.

Oh, sorry, honey,

I take it off.

I want to make love to you,

sushi mama.

I give you foreplay.

Lick tongue.

Oh, I feel so good.

Oh, I want you to suck.

[GAGGING]

Oh, I hit a nut.

Good move.

Oh, all right, stand up,

I want to see you naked now.

Taking clothes off.

That's nice. I like it a lot.

Motorboat.

You love the motorboat.

Motorboat. Do the motorboat.

Tonight we make love

on sacred table.

We never make love

on sacred table.

I set you down softly,

my little flower.

Oh, thank you.

Aaah!

You broke sacred table! Ayyy!

I kill you!

Aah!

Ohh! I so sorry.

I got to control my temper.

Oww!

B*tch, I kill you.

I really am sorry

this time, I swear.

Anger management. Ahh.

That is wrong.

That is wrong.

It's foreplay time now.

I give you compilation,

Hong Kong hustle.

And the doggy.

We do the doggy.

You like the doggy?

I do the doggy.

In your face with the doggy.

You can do the doggy, too.

Ha ha ha!

How you like that

right there? Huh?

Look at my nipples!

This is starting

to resemble gay porn.

Hoo-Rah!

Ok. I want

a little number 69,

And I don't mean Mongolian

beef with snow peas.

Give it to me!

Good morning, everybody.

Good news!

You all get a raise...

one cent a week.

Congrats.

That's fantastic,

sir, thank you.

Come on, this is ridiculous.

[CHUCKLES]

All right, fellas,

hurry up on the shoes.

We've got shamwows to make.

Sir, I thought those

were made in Germany.

Ha ha! No.

Oh, yeah, f*** me,

Mr. Miyagi.

Put it in me, Bruce lee.

Oh, yeah, iron sheik

that booty.

What is this

silhouette bullshit?

I call your p*ssy Rhianna,

'Cause my dick's

going to beat it.

Like it's Chris brown.

Oh! Oh, yeah.

Tell me I'm good at math.

You so good at math.

I love the sex.

You are a virgin.

No, I'm not virgin.

I've had more wieners than

eating champ kobayashi.

Oh, you b*tch,

I thought you were a virgin!

My penis burning!

Sushi mama!

[YELLING AND GROANING]

Well, I don't like it.

Relax! Doesn't be

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