Imagine Me & You Page #4

I don't know what I'm saying.

But do you know what I mean?

Are we there at 210, all done at 210?

Baby, we lost it. The sofa.

- What?

- Over our limit.

400!

400?

- What are you doing?

- I live here. What are you doing?

Came to tidy.

You should be dressed, Mum.

Well, I was.

I'm just settling in for the evening.

It's 5:
00.

You said you were going out later.

No, you said I was going out later.

- Have you finished work already?

- I'm busy tonight.

What, a date?

Does my daughter have a date?

No. But you could have.

"Tea dances, reading groups,

bridge clubs."

Tragic attempts

by lonely old coffin dodgers...

to meet someone before they give up

and peg out.

Everybody looking for love.

Well, they won't find it,

and they certainly won't get sex.

All those men are so old,

it'd be like playing snooker with a rope.

You know, those people are sad.

- You're sad.

- No.

I'm depressed. There's a difference.

I wish you'd get a life.

I wish you would.

Yes, I know you do.

Toby, I'm telling you, that's the number.

You've gotta believe me.

Oh, come on, Toby, don't be like that.

We're friends. Aren't we friends?

Well, I like you. Look,

would you believe it if Heck told you?

You would? Thank you very much.

Hey, Toby.

Yeah, I know.

Weird, but believe him, okay?

Okay. Speak to you soon.

All good.

- You see, the truth never fails.

- Yeah, except we were lying.

Hmm.

Sorry I'm late, beautiful person.

- You look spectacular.

- How was work?

Shite. Quitting.

You always say that.

Just watch me. One day, I'll do it.

Tell them I don't like them or their cash.

Although I do like their cash.

Whatever. I'll think of something

and then walk out.

I'll be waiting with champagne.

How much do I wish it was just us tonight.

He'll definitely be into her, right?

- Coop? He'll fancy Luce?

- She's got a pulse, hasn't she?

No, but, I mean... You do. You would?

Well, she's not really my bag of chips,

darling, but, yeah, I suppose.

- Oh, what do you think?

- Of her? I haven't really...

Oh, no, no. The shirt?

Oh, uh...

- It's gorgeous. You're gorgeous.

- Yeah?

Want to fool around?

Saved by the bell.

But you're in a lot of trouble later.

Hey.

Hey.

- Come in. You look fab.

- Thank you.

- Guess what I brought?

- Oh, bless you. Rachel'll flip.

- Sweetheart.

- Here I am.

- Hey.

- Hi.

- So, come check out our new sofa.

- Our expensive new sofa.

- You can't put a price on comfort.

- You see, a woman after my own heart.

Listen, do you believe in reincarnation?

It's just that Rach thought

you guys had met before.

- That's not quite what I...

- I'd have remembered, I think.

Well, let's hang these flowers

and get that jacket in some water.

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