Imagine Me & You Page #5

- I'll do it.

- Ta.

- Thanks.

- Thank you, darling.

Well, so, basically,

the book I've wanted to write is...

a guide to wherever is the coolest place

on the planet at the time.

If it's February, it's the Rio Carnival.

And if it's, I don't know, May,

it's bulls in Pamplona.

So, if you...

want a holiday /party, then,

you know, you open the book...

and there's me telling you where to go.

'Cause you've been there.

Yeah, that was the plan, but, you know...

Rach, life, work.

- Rach.

- Some day.

Yeah. Yeah, maybe.

Anyway, how about you? Married?

Ever been married,

ever gonna be married?

No. No.

Maybe now the laws have changed.

- How do you mean?

- Well, I'm gay.

Mmm.

Lovely. Well done.

- That'll be Cooper.

- Cooper's coming.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Heck?

- This is absolutely revolting.

- You think so?

It is, sweetheart. It's atrocious.

Anyway, more importantly, listen.

It's been three weeks now.

Let's have it.

How much better is sex after marriage?

- Please.

- Because, when I've had sex...

with people after they were married,

they have said that it's fantastic.

- Rach?

- Get wed and find out yourself.

Come on, Cooper couldn't make

that commitment.

We're talking about two or three years

of his life.

Well, not a one-person person.

You really don't think

your other half's out there?

- Or, you know, in here?

- Actually, Rach...

What, there's some

gorgeous women around.

Yes, there are, and I'm trying to

sleep with as many as I can.

And you never fail, do you?

You know, they teach the birds

and the bees about me.

It'll all change when you meet Miss Right.

And how am I supposed to know

when I do that?

You don't know, not straight away.

It just feels...

warm and comfortable...

and you hang in there and give it a chance,

before you know it, you're like...

"Yeah, this is it. Must be love."

- Yeah, I'm with her.

- I'm with her, too. Give me that.

I don't agree.

I think you know immediately.

You know, as soon as your eyes...

Then everything that happens

from then on, just proves...

that you had been right

in that first moment.

When you suddenly realized you had

been incomplete and now you are whole.

- Actually, I'm with her, I'd say.

- I'm with her, too.

Sorted. So, who's for pudding?

- Yes.

- No.

- No?

- No.

If you think that, you think that

everyone that doesn't have all that...

business is settling for less.

- That's not what I'm saying.

- That kind of is what you're saying.

I think she said it a bit nicer.

Trifle?

You look tired, chief.

You have a good day at work?

- Shite. I'm quitting.

- Did you check out flower girl back there?

Made that speech for me.

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