Imagine Me & You Page #3

- Be right with you.

- That's fine.

- Hi.

- Hey.

- How you doing?

- Good.

Great. I just...

See what's out here.

- Came by to say thanks.

- It was a total pleasure.

- Listen, sorry, I'm just dealing with...

- Oh, God, of course. Go right ahead.

What's your favorite flower?

I don't know. I think I like lilies.

They're wrong.

- How about this? Bird of paradise.

- Keep talking.

Real name's Strelitzia,

named after Charlotte of Strelitz.

She married King George III, had 15 kids.

They never spent more than an hour apart.

- Okay, stop talking.

- He actually...

- Do you want to come to dinner?

- Sorry?

Dinner with us, Heck and me.

- I mean, you don't...

- I'd love to.

- Really? This Friday?

- Yeah, Friday. Why not?

Great, I'll just write down the...

Perfect.

This is the one. My last-chance flower.

- Wish me luck.

- Good luck.

Next item, lot 48,

the 1930s American oak mantle clock.

Here at 48. At 48.

50. Thank you. Lady bid 50.

Lady bid 50.

Okay, baby, now you got to glare,

give out the red eye.

I'd do it, it's just that you're

a lot more frightening.

No, I'm not.

- Who am I glaring at?

- Anyone who wants that sofa.

- They can't have it, it's mine.

- Ours.

- Ours?

- If it's under the limit, 200.

- I don't see how we need a limit.

- I like limits, otherwise, you'll go mad.

Damn right I will. That thing is mine.

Ours.

Do you think

they'll have a limit?

75. 75...

I invited someone to dinner, Friday.

That florist, Luce.

- Lucy, whatever.

- Oh, great, I'll cook.

Please don't.

- Moving right along. Lot 49.

- Okay, baby, this is us.

The very attractive leather sofa, there.

Brown leather chesterfield,

brass stud decoration...

in slightly distressed condition at 90.

I asked because... And this is my plan.

- Oh, no.

- I thought we'd get Coop along.

Great idea. Excellent. But what would be

better is if we didn't do that.

90. Do I hear 90?

Not from us. Come in late.

Psych them on the way out.

I think they'd be perfect for each other.

Don't you think they'd be perfect?

100, 100. 110, thank you.

Red eye, baby. Still the red eye. Who?

Luce and Coop. I think they'd be perfect.

120. 130, thank you.

He did say that he was onto a

promise at the wedding before she bailed.

There you go. It's totally on.

- 150 at the back.

- Okay.

It's funny.

I went round to say thank you

for what she did at our wedding.

Not yet.

You know when you've just met someone

but straight away...

you feel as if they're going

to be your friend?

- 170, 180.

- Nearly there.

Who knows why? Past life, physiognomy.

190.

But for some reason, you just kind of click.

Here we go.

210? 210.

- 210.

- Bollocks.

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