Ideal Home Page #5
Why don't you turn off the TV?
Let's get you to bed.
Thanks, buddy.
Maana, piranha.
Are you mad at me?
Paul?
[sighs]
Getting a nightcap?
Some tea.
Did you see the photo
for the dust jacket?
Yes, I did.
What do you think?
This is why you need me.
You really, really should have
let me look over these
before you chose the cover,
because you look like
a person with a mental handicap.
in all of nature.
I do.
When you make me laugh.
Oh.
[makes retching sound]
That was cruel.
[tea kettle whistling]
The kettle's boiling.
So to speak.
[whistling stops]
F*** the tea.
[flatly]
Yay.
[door buzzer buzzes
in distance]
[door buzzer buzzes]
Well, hello.
I assume the kid
got to you okay.
Yes. Yes, he's here
with me now.
You brought him here?
Yes, of course.
He wants to see you.
What, are you insane?
He can't see me like this.
Don't be ridiculous.
Want a Rolo?
That's littering.
So?
So, we don't do that.
Pick it up.
Pick it up.
Don't bring him back here. It's
gonna screw him up in the head.
Like every decision
you haven't made already
hasn't screwed him up.
Hey, I don't need any sh*t
from you.
You're going to take it,
young man,
because Paul and I
- Who is Paul?
- Paul is my male companion,
and he has been
for the last 10 years.
You have the problem
with that?
No.
Oh.
Well, anyway,
we brought him here
so that
you could see each other
and to reassure you
that he's being
well taken care of
in your absence.
You're welcome.
Where were you
when I was 10 years old?
I could've used you then.
And now you come back here
with your scarf
around your neck and think
you're saving the day?
It's called kerchief.
You're not the hero of me
and my son's story, all right?
You're a last resort.
Wait. What's his name?
[door buzzer buzzes]
[faintly]
I wrote it in the Bible.
Wait. What?
So, it turns out
the county
won't allow visits
from children today.
But the lady out front
said that it was...
Without
additional paperwork.
Oh.
- [sighs]
- I have a great idea.
Why don't we go
to a video arcade
- and then get some ice cream?
- [Erasmus] Yeah.
Or we could go to
the Georgia O'Keeffe Museum,
and afterwards
have a nice salad.
- [boy] Yes! Yes!
- [Paul] Yes! F*** you!
- You saw that, didn't you?!
- Nice shot! Nice shot!
- Yes!
- [gunfire]
[]
Excuse me... sweetheart.
We don't fold throws.
It's too fussy.
We want it be more casual,
so we drape it
like a woman reclining, thus.
Yes, you mustn't make it
seem as if you put
- too much thought into it.
- Exactly so.
It shouldn't look like
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