iCarly: iGo to Japan Page #3

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-Okay!

-Play better!

-I'm trying!

Okay, they're kind of funny.

-Definitely.

-Well, yeah, but you guys are funnier.

Thanks. We just have

to come up with something

totally hilarious to do at the competition.

Okay.

How about you and I play

two kids at a birthday party,

trying to break open a piata?

And let me guess,

Freddie plays the piata?

Yes.

Why does every idea you have

involve hitting me with a stick?

Come on. Let's watch them a little more

so we know exactly

what we're up against.

Well, I'm not worried.

Kyoko and Yuki aren't that funny.

Oh, no! A bee!

-I've seen funnier.

-We'll beat those guys easy.

All right, they're hilarious.

Okay, okay, turn it off!

All right, let's face it,

Kyoko and Yuki are really funny.

-But...

-They're really funny!

So is iCarly,

-We're gonna win that iWeb Award.

-Right.

And even if we don't win, I mean,

it's still an honor

just to be nominated, right?

Yeah, and win or lose,

we still get a free trip to Japan.

Whoa, whoa. I don't wanna hear

this "or lose" talk, All right?

-But I just meant that...

-Saying "or lose" is like giving up.

Carly, when Miss Briggs told us

we couldn't pick the kids

to be in the talent show,

-did you give up?

-No.

And what about the time

those cops were chasing me

and yelling at me to stop running.

-Did I give up?

-No, you kept running.

And, Freddie, have you ever given up

your hope that one day Carly

might love you?

-No.

-Well, you should.

Anyway, we are gonna beat

Kyoko and Yuki

and win that iWeb Award.

You're right. We just got to come up

with the funniest iCarly bit

we've ever done.

-Yeah!

-Absolutely!

-Good. Let's get to work.

-Right.

You guys start. I'm gonna go take a nap.

Hello, how are you?

You are one fine mama jama.

I'm sorry,

Yes.

Hey, Socko,

you talk to your buddy the pilot?

No way, yeah?

He can fly All of us to Japan?

Socko, who's better than you?

Okay, Ryan Seacrest is awesome,

but so are you!

Yeah, text me later.

So, you wanna come to Japan with me?

I'm sorry,

And now,

The Adventures of Melanie Higgles.

I'm Melanie Higgles!

Space cheerleader,

Oh, yeah! Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Uh-huh.

Melanie Higgles.

Oh, yeah! Uh-huh.

What's up? What's up? What's up?

Come to the dark side

of space cheerleading.

No way! Get outer my space!

Oh, yeah!

-Come to the dark side.

-No!

Grow!

-Get out!

-Join me!

-No way!

-You know you want to.

-You're super annoying!

-Come to the dark side!

-Give me an "ow"!

-Ow!

-Give me an "ow"!

-Ow!

-Give me an "ow"!

-Ow!

-Give me an "ow"!

-Ow!

And we're clear!

-So what'd you think?

-Hilarious. It's awesome.

-See?

-We've got our bit

-for the iWeb Awards.

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