iCarly: iGo to Japan Page #4

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-Yeah, we do.

-So what's next?

-Well, if you guys are interested,

I went online and found All kinds

of interesting facts about Japan.

Well, tell us.

Like when was Japan formed?

What's their economy like?

How does their culture differ from ours?

What are their major exports?

-Are they a democracy?

-How strong is their Navy?

What are the popular foods?

Does Japan have universal heath care?

They don't wanna know.

Sam, maybe you wanna come help us?

No, thanks.

I wanna get my heel really smooth.

Yeah, well, thanks for getting your

nasty foot dust All over our couch.

My mom is a nut case.

You're just now figuring that out?

-Just a few more, Freddie.

-No.

You need to be vaccinated.

But you've already given me 11 shots!

Yes, you're halfway done. Come here.

-No!

-Freddie! Come on, now.

I have a spatula.

Hey, we got to be at the airport

in 45 minutes.

I better finish packing.

-What are those, snacks?

-Uh-huh.

Fat Cakes?

These are low fat Fat Cakes.

For who?

The heath conscious Fat Cake eater?

-Just help me pack.

-Okay.

Just one last shot, Freddie.

Come across the hall

and I'll give it to you at home.

No, let's just do it here

and get it over with.

Um, this one doesn't go in your arm.

Well, then, where does it... Oh, man.

We'll meet you down in the lobby

-in five minutes.

-Hurry!

No, no, Mom, I don't want a shot.

It's gonna hurt so bad,

I'm gonna pass out.

-Okay, we ready?

-Let's see.

Pack suitcases. Done.

Turn off heat. Done.

Keys in pocket. Done.

Crumple list

and toss casually in trash can.

Close enough.

-Do you have the plane tickets?

-We don't need tickets.

Socko says we're gonna be

the only people on the plane.

-You got us a private jet?

-No.

-Better?

-No.

Come on. This way. Keep coming.

Oh, watch where you step.

So, your name is Freight Dog?

Yeah. And this is my pepperoni.

Well, thanks for letting me smell it.

This is your aeroplane?

Yep.

Wow. This is almost as nice

as a gas station men's room.

Thanks.

What are All the possums for?

That's my cargo on this trip.

Anything anybody wants transported

overseas, I fly it.

Are the possums safe?

No, ma'am, they're full of disease.

Okay! Let's fly!

Wait.

Where's the restroom on this plane?

Oh. Here you go.

If you guys fill that one up,

I got more buckets in the back.

Excuse me. I am not going to do

my business in this bucket.

-I am a lady.

-Oh, right.

Sorry. Here.

-That poor bucket.

-Yeah, you have no idea.

-This is insane.

-I know.

I can't believe I'm flying to Japan

on a cargo plane surrounded by possi.

-Possi?

-What is possi?

It's the plural of possum.

No, it's not.

One possum. Many possi.

That's so stupid.

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