iCarly: iGo to Japan Page #2

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Put it out!

So, I'll make sure

everything goes smooth in Japan.

Freddie, you're not going to Japan.

You're coming home with me

to take a bath.

-But...

Wait!

Why don't you come to Japan with us?

-What?

-I don't wanna take a trip

across the world

with that mess of a woman!

Come on, Mrs Benson. It'll be fun.

What's that?

I think I hear Tokyo calling Toki-you.

Come with us to Japan. You love sushi.

I suppose it would be nice to try

a California roll from where it All started.

Wait, hang on. Little problem.

-What?

-Three plane tickets.

Good.

I mean, "Oh, no."

Here, let me see.

Okay, great, these are first class tickets.

I can just trade these

for five coach seats and we're All set.

All right.

But if we're All going to Japan,

there's lots of preparation to be done.

We'll need passports, fresh underwear,

a voltage converter for your night light.

I don't need a night light any more.

So you're sure the night light

will work in Japan?

We'll make sure.

Man, she's a piece of work.

Put it out, put it out! Get it! Get it!

Why does this keep happening?

L know,

Oomp, if l had a haircut like yours,

l would be embarrassed, too,

So this is Henri P'Twa

and his poodle puppet, Oomp.

Okay, fine, eat your puppy food!

That's the "comedy show"

we're competing against?

One of them.

That poodle puppet eats like a pig.

My goodness, Oomp!

L think you eat like a little piggy!

No, Bad dog!

No, Oomp, bad dog!

-Uh-oh.

-Maybe Oomp should be neutered.

This is my show!

Hello,

-Excellent,

-Thank you.

How are you today?

-Wait, what?

-I'm sorry,

The pain helps you learn,

But I didn't say it wrong!

I was asking you to repeat it!

-Who are you yelling at?

-Him, the Japanese Learning Wizard.

He teaches me Japanese phrases,

and if I don't say them right,

he shocks me with this collar.

I hate it!

-So take the collar off.

-I can't!

It's magnetically locked

until you get past Level One.

How are you today?

- ...what?

-No, no, no.

The pain helps you learn,

The pain is melting my throat!

So, what's with her?

Oh, she teaches you how to speak

Swedish. I bought her when I bought him.

-Why, 'cause she's hot?

-Well, not just 'cause... Yes.

Okay, so what's this other show

we're competing against?

It's a Japanese web show

called Kyoko and Yuki,

They're Japanese?

Great, then they'll have

a home court advantage.

Just put their web show on.

No one's paying you to look pretty.

No one's paying me at All.

-Just click the thingy.

-Okay.

Kyoko and Yuki,

Just teach me

how to play this guitar!

You are the worst student

l have ever taught!

Why do you play the guitar so badly?

L don't know!

-Well, just try!

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