I Could Never Be Your Woman Page #4

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Thank you so much, that was great.

I have to rewrite this scene.

I mean they can't all be this bad.

What about that guy Chad?

Maybe if we called him

back with some notes?

Let me just try one thing.

- This is Adam.

- No wait. Give me a sec...

How it did that?

We'll start with the wedgie scene.

It's on page six.

I hope you're proud of your self.

I hope you have a real

feeling of accomplishment.

Because one day, and you know what

it might not be in high school.

It might not even be the near future.

But one day you're going

to open a newspaper,

or you're going to

turn on the television,

and you're going to see that I or...

some other dungeon master

that you bullied,

has done something truly spectacular.

And as you're putting on you're...

name badge from Pretzel Time you'll say,

"Wow, I really wish that

I was nice to that guy."

Because you're laugh now.

You say digital wedgies

are a way of the future.

Well OK, I have one of those

wedgies right now, in my pants.

But you, have a much

deeper darker wedgie...

on you're soul.

That's what I meant.

- Very nice, we will be looking at you.

- That's OK?

Thank you so much, that was great!

- Adam that was great.

- Thank you very much we'll be in touch.

Very good.

Thank you.

There is some more to see tomorrow.

Yeah, and his agent

to see if he's an a**hole.

Yeah.

Don't even think about it.

- Ready for the test?

- Yeah.

You know what Dylan did yesterday?

He took a tampon out of Gabby's backpack

and stuck it in his mouth and

it go real big from his spit.

I've been seriously underestimating him.

- Ya had to be there.

- Yeah.

Back to math.

What is pi?

- Three...

- Three...

-Three point...

-Three point...

Three point one four.

You knew it last night.

Yeah.

OK. See ya.

I was hilarious.

But Brianna kept

telling me to be sexier,

and she'd screw up her line if I didn't

do it that way but she knew it'd get cut.

Yeah I get paid.

So what?

It's not just the money Ma.

I'll call you back.

Hi. Is Rosie here?

She's getting her hair colored.

She told me to pick up a schedule.

Hold on.

Booya! Nothing but net!

Big boys know other ways to score.

- Taylor, where's Bree?

- Aren't we doing her wardrobe now?

We're missing our lunch for her fitting,

and she's standing us up again.

I'm sorry but I am not kissing

Brianna's ass any more.

Speaking which, a little lipo would

help me with those shorter skirts.

What are you nuts?

She's got a perfect body.

Oh... Cottage cheese with your bagel?

And when was the last time

we got a magazine cover?

Lindsey, Paris, the girls of the

teen bath. That's all I'm saying.

Well you're nuts.

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