I Could Never Be Your Woman Page #5

That's all I'm saying.

Oh!

Eh, well... Well you gotta remember

the attitude. Hum?

No, no no no no. Let's not put

him in what the other guys like.

It should be what he looks good in.

Find a shirt that brings out

the green in his eyes and um...

Give the jacket and pants the

same color to make him thinner.

I don't like the way that sign light is.

Look at what it's doing to the skin.

What about the bags under his eyes.

He looks like he hasn't slept in a week.

No no, we can't use this lens.

Nothing wider than a 40.

Yeah, look at the nose.

Oh my god.

Oh my god I'm beautiful.

I am beautiful.

Actually well I'm um...

You're really good.

It wasn't that tough.

Oh come on. I've never thought

of myself as good looking.

Why not?

Girls never made me feel cute.

I used to have to make them

laugh to get their attention.

Wait a second.

You used comedy as a cover

for feelings of inadequacy.

You might be on to something there.

Wait a minute.

What?

You're really beautiful.

All right now let's do you.

Why is it that I have to get

painted and plucked

and you don't even have to

comb you're hair?

How does one achieve this look?

Egg-beater.

Oh well... I'll see what I can do

but I can't work miracles.

Rosie?

Excuse me.

Adam, Brianna.

- Adam is in next weeks episode.

- Yeah. Hi.

Hi.

I see you later.

OK.

You know Taylor said things about me.

You know I can't arrive

at 7 a.m. for makeup,

do a full day of work,

then go off to a wardrobe fitting,

learn my lines, and still look 16.

I just can't do it.

It's OK.

You know everyone want's a piece of me.

There's just so much I can give.

Bree, if you promise

to stop the yo-yo dieting,

we can make a mannequin and

you don't have to do the fittings.

Thanks.

I just know when I'm this tired

I can't do my best work.

Well nobody wants that.

- Honey you're just tired.

- Yeah.

- Guess what?

- What?

The life is good.

I know what you mean.

Can I have "Lucky Charms"?

There magically delicious.

Technically it's not really magic,

it's sugar.

You know what happened today?

Me, Melanie and Zack are planning to

see the new Adam Sandler on Wednesday,

and Zack ask Dylan to come

and he said OK.

And then Zack said I'll be with Melanie

and you'll be with Izzie.

- And you know what Dylan said?

- What.

- He said, "I guess".

- You're kidding.

Izz, you still have shampoo.

But this is "Suave"

for the same luxurious hair as

"Panteen" at half the price.

When you put it like that.

I can't believe you're going on a

group date with a boy you like.

Oh don't worry Ma,

it's strictly platatonic.

Hey, check it out.

Sh*t's real.

- One of the SAT's dropping I think.

- Oh, OK.

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