Hunter Gatherer Page #4

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buddy's here.

With some kind

of vacuum cleaner or something.

Thanks.

Ms. Douglas, do you have the $100

from the fridge we got rid of?

Why they are charge you

to throw things away

makes no sense to me.

Jeremy!

What is this contraption?

This is my granddad's metal

detector I was telling you about.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, this is...

This is light.

- Not even heavy at all.

- No, it's not.

How does it work?

If you twist this down to

whatever you're trying to find.

Gold, silver, copper, aluminum,

depending on what

you are trying to find.

Where do you plug it in?

I don't plug it in,

I got a little battery pack

on the side with some magnets,

on this little belt,

to put around the waist.

And it'll work over

any like, terrain...

- Grass...

- Yeah, yeah.

Mom, what are you doing?

We're having a conversation.

What are you giving the money

to Jeremy for?

That's between Jeremy and me.

I'm not getting nothing.

You're going over

the places I dug.

Let me try it.

- Can I try?

- Sure.

- Hold it there.

- Uh-huh.

Take this.

Put this over your neck.

Okay, take the earphones.

Okay.

Take this.

- Put this on your arm.

- How do I know it's working?

It beeps whenever

there is metal.

- It beeps?

- Yeah.

Wait a minute.

There you go.

You know what?

Let's just see

if this thing even works.

Yeah.

Yeah, it works.

What was that?

Let's just say some people think

it's cool to kick somebody

when they're down.

Hey, I hear something, man.

Yo, I hear something,

I hear it, man!

- Is it like a beep, beep...

- Listen, listen, listen.

- It's a beep.

- Listen, man, it's a beep.

I got it.

That's the beep right here.

Don't lose that spot

right there.

Keep your eye on that spot.

Now, back up, back up,

back up, all right?

Look.

I just want to say this upfront,

if the box is here,

this box is for my eyes only.

- You can't see my emergency objects.

- Okay.

- Promise?

- Promise.

Yeah!

Ah, ha-ha!

Ha-ha!

What d'you got?

Are those some panties?

No, no, don't look at those.

Give them back, give them back!

- Yeah... -I told you

not to look at those.

- They are some panties.

- Come on!

What are you all doing?

Ashely buried some panties

in the yard.

You all acting like a bunch of kids who

ain't never seen no panties before.

I seen you pan...

I seen your panties

five minutes ago.

Linda!

Look, I know you in there.

I saw the garbage man

and I know I'm better than him.

I'm gonna remind you

of what you feel for me.

Man, shut up!

"Dearest Ashley,

"you are the perfect man for me.

"I cannot imagine

life without you,

"and I can picture

our future together.

"We are happy in love.

"Our wedding is all white, and pink,

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