Hunter Gatherer Page #3

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these new patches.

I would never do this.

Be some sort of lab rat.

It helps them make medicine.

How do you make your money?

Rusty old ladders?

You're not a very good swimmer,

are you?

Not right now,

but I'll get there.

You can hold your breath

for a long time?

Not really.

Got this weird disease

where my lungs won't take

the oxygen I breath.

Runs in the family,

my granddad got it, too.

He's an inventor.

People think he crazy,

but he's the smartest man

in the world.

I know this guy who could

hold his breath for forever.

He can control his heart rate,

body temperature,

he can control everything.

- Yeah right.

- Yeah, he showed me.

Had me grab his hands

and he held his breath.

And I could feel his hands

getting colder, like ice cold.

I've been working on it myself.

I could hold my breath

longer than you.

I believe that.

On a count of three.

- One, two, three...

- Let me stop chewing.

Hold it, there goes my aunt.

Yeah, who's that?

I see her butt from here.

How you gonna talk

about my aunt like that?

- She got a man?

- No...

She used to have this

cold cut take care of her.

Does she work at a donut?

For the time being.

She wanna be

a stay-at-home mom.

What happened to her man?

Got into a bad car accident.

He got paralyzed

from the waist up.

You can't paralyze

from the waist up.

I'm telling you he was!

How, how are you

going to be like that?

Look.

See, his legs still work.

But he was bent over like this.

Wait, wait...

You think she would get me

if I walked around like that?

Hey, honey, let me take you out.

I don't think about that, man.

That's my aunt.

Now, you know what I mean?

She looking for a man?

Why don't you

take your shirt off?

Mmm.

No, I'm good.

I wanna look at you.

- No. No!

- I wanna look at you.

No!

- I wanna look at you.

- Oh...

They look weird

when I'm laying down.

They're looking good to me.

Stop!

Get, get from under there!

I got something

I got to tell you about.

Okay...

What?

I'm in love with somebody else.

I've been in love with this girl

since the first day I saw her.

Is that all right with you?

She your girlfriend

or something?

Mmm...

So right now, she's got

a different situation.

So why are you

telling me about her?

I don't know, I like you.

You're looking good,

you got a fine butt.

But I'm always gonna

love me some Linda.

She got a hold on me.

But she just won't

love me anymore.

So you wanna be my girl?

Hey! How are you doin',

Ms. Douglas?

Hi.

All right.

Is Ashley home?

Him and that woman back there

bumping for an hour.

He thinks I can't hear them.

Can you tell him I'm here?

Ashley, your little

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