How to Stop Being a Loser Page #3

Synopsis: James is useless with women, but his luck changes under the tutelage of pick-up artist, Ampersand. As James learns the art of seduction he begins to wonder about Ampersand's intentions and questions what would truly make him happy in life.
 
IMDB:
4.9
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
Year:
2011
109 min
16 Views


stop being a loser.

The clues are in the title.

What is the first thing you want to know?

Come on ...

I know nothing about women.

It's clear.

I want to know ...

... How to start a conversation.

What is the best pickup line?

-Why did you do that?

-To trivialize the game.

The greatest game of all.

Pickup Game.

Rule no. 1

Never use a sleazy reply

Excuse word choice.

If it had been easy all run

around with P*ssy Galore.

No, the ride is an art form.

Women just need to show some

skin and so they get their guy.

It is not so easy for guys.

Women are not as shallow.

-Three women, three numbers.

-How did you do it?

That's what I'll teach you.

You must do everything I say.

-Everything. Say hello to the girl over there.

-Hey, girl over there.

Piss off.

I need you.

-You have to give everything all the time.

-I give alit.

-Then behverjag 15 pounds.

-14 ... 1:
05 a.m., if you work with me.

-1 5, decidedly.

Anyone who says he can teach you how to get

who you want, is an impostor.

-Guaranteed not you?

-Did I?

Yeah, you said it.

That was a metaphor.

For what?

-Just.

You go up to a beautiful

girl in a bar.

You say that she is beautiful and offers

her directly.

When she knows that you are lower

socially than she does.

In her g0n you have fallen.

Ampersand is

at a club, everything goes well.

He has fun, she has seen

and it is approaching.

She knows I do not

is a simple pole shot.

I ask the first question.

Excuse me, my friend bought a pink

shirt. Can he have it on a date?

Did you see that I just turned my head.

The body stays with coils. She knows

that she is not more important than the coils.

I think she has

lower social value.

-Should I write?

-Remember rule no. 8.

rule no. 8

Strive not too keen.

I'll choose some women

random. You should go up to them.

You'll find out what they bought something for

you want to give your girlfriend the same thing.

Should I really have a girlfriend?

-It disarms them.

You should be safe

so you can talk to women.

Ask that girl

of her purse.

-Now.

-Okay.

rule no. 31

Do not hesitate. Dive

-Hey, hey.

-Hey.

Yes ... Where did you get your bag from?

-Excuse me?

-Your Bag. I need ... girlfriend.

-The bag is beautiful.

Are you going to take my purse?

No, fflt. I want to ... I want

buy one of those for my girlfriend.

-I present.

Yeah, okay.

Sorry. So you want to buy a

similar to your girlfriend.

I bought it in a small shop,

Kelsons, near Oxford Circus.

I have a girlfriend.

Should I draw a map?

I have a girlfriend.

Okay, I'm drawing a map.

It is a little trendy shop.

They have cool stuff.

What hot it is.

-Here you are. Hope she likes it.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes

Chris Grezo

All Chris Grezo scripts | Chris Grezo Scripts

0 fans

Submitted on August 05, 2018

Discuss this script with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Translate and read this script in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "How to Stop Being a Loser" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 21 May 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/how_to_stop_being_a_loser_10324>.

    We need you!

    Help us build the largest writers community and scripts collection on the web!

    Watch the movie trailer

    How to Stop Being a Loser

    Browse Scripts.com

    The Studio:

    ScreenWriting Tool

    Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features.