How to Stop Being a Loser Page #4

Synopsis: James is useless with women, but his luck changes under the tutelage of pick-up artist, Ampersand. As James learns the art of seduction he begins to wonder about Ampersand's intentions and questions what would truly make him happy in life.
 
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-Who?

Yes, my girlfriend.

There she will do.

She will love it.

-Have fun.

-How was it?

-Wow, goddammit only.

I was really nervous when

I walked up.

I do not think she noticed.

-Not a chance.

I can. I'm going to a party in

weekend and then I can do this.

I hang on.

I'll teach you party trick.

No, it's friends from Warrior Quest.

Going on an exclusive party?

I hang on, it will be wonderful.

May I 50 so kommerjag.

It is a redhead drb0rta.

Ask her about her hair band.

Party!

Jeez!

Interesting.

Hi, Winnie. How are you?

-Hey. Good to see you.

Cannon!

I like your badge.

"Cat sees you."

It's history's worst party.

I've been on worse.

Really?

-Sure. Where is Tom.

At Oxford included ethics in the course.

It is as if kreationisten

opposes biologist.

But you will never

realize that you are wrong.

You will go to the grave

and think that it is right to eat meat.

Who are you?

-Tom.

Who invited you to my party?

Brazil ... All that passion.

All exotic food. I feel really

not to anyone food from Brazil-

-Besides Brazilian nuts.

Do you like nuts?

-Yes.

-In Brazil we say, frutas secas.

-Frutath, secath?

No, frutas secas.

What beautiful.

When do you typically eat Iunch?

Usually in the afternoon

with my boyfriend.

With your boyfriend ...

Do you hear that sound?

It's the sound of my range.

Now it is getting moves.

It must be drinks

you mixed at all, Patch.

Or that someone spiked the bonfire.

-What?

-That sounds reasonable.

-A body should be well fortified?

It's an alcohol-free punch.

Jeez, that's Hassan.

He is Muslim.

It's your round, Hassan.

I have a friend who is inside

on spirituality, new age ...

She believes that the finger you choose for

ring tells something about you.

-What does this, then?

-In Greek mythology ...

Symbolizes ... this finger

Poseidon.

Independent of all other gods.

Have you chosen the finger, then you are

a formidable independent girl.

It is said to have a vein that

goes all the way to your heart.

-Do not go all the veins to the heart?

-Shut up.

He has driven the

trick thousands of times.

I'm waiting up there.

I will not be long.

-F*** you, a**hole.

You're a piece of sh*t, your sexist.

How can I be sexist?

I lskarju women.

You can not use them

as sex toys.

I neither see nor hear you.

There are the big balls

as thuds against your skull.

I need a key.

-Go to the left, I told you.

-James.

Hi, guys.

I was looking for my new friend.

-The guy with the hat?

Up there.

What's going on?

-Bends and cuckoos, as usual.

Do not drink the bonfire. It is laced.

You're welcome.

What would you rather have, large nuts,

or a giant cock?

Cock, of course. When choosing a girl a

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