How to Stop Being a Loser Page #2

Synopsis: James is useless with women, but his luck changes under the tutelage of pick-up artist, Ampersand. As James learns the art of seduction he begins to wonder about Ampersand's intentions and questions what would truly make him happy in life.
 
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2011
109 min
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Ampersand.

Brothers, men.

Humanity. tonight Ampersand

learn art-

-Give you a tool that will

To help you-

-To get her clit to vibrate by

arousal-

-To get the p*ssy purr ...

of voluptuousness.

You will walk with me

monks to pleasures abode.

Yes, sad but true.

I have been like you.

Sad, lonely,

And constant masturbation.

Drawn a whacking, played hide violin

-Run a Miss Right.

But it's the end of it.

Because I intend to learn everything.

everything you need to know to get

Near the feminine form.

Let life smile upon you.

Segertget has begun. Questions?

Light, please.

Yes, the mature gentleman in the back.

Is this the retired single night?

No, it is not. The corridor

down and three doors on the left side.

Goodbye. Jackass.

Hi, I'm James.

-Where is everybody?

They're not here.

The website is pie.

How did you find out?

-Pure luck and ...

I read computer science.

I fixed the broken html code.

Then I could book a ticket.

It was great.

I'm very good at my job.

I'm brilliant.

Yesterday evening I had a threesome with

a mother and a daughter.

It sounds wonderful.

No, the mother criticized

daughter technique.

All right.

It is good problem to have

if compared.

MrAmpersand? Are you going?

Yes, I'll switch on and go home.

I have booked and paid

for pick-up school.

It's not about money.

I want to learn from you.

Der is not your day today, right?

You said you knew how it was to

be lonely and sad and ...

Constant masturbation.

That has never applied myself.

-Then you are not ready yet, right?

-Well ... constant masturbation.

It's not just about me. All

my friends want me to do this.

I must learn from you.

I can fix the website.

Can you fix it? Entirely?

-Avbsolut.

-Free?

-For private tuition.

You are my friend. We have a deal. We go

to the pub and talk and then ...

... We begin field exercises.

Do you come here often?

Here, kid. Lower it.

It will give you hair on your chest.

-Are you related?

Me and Guy? Hell, no.

He helps me in

some lectures.

I f***ed his mom.

-What are you doing?

I do not like cheese.

Do not like cheese? Everyone likes cheese.

That's why you got a cheeseburger.

You do not like cheese, that is.

The problem is solved. no more cheese.

I get mad at you.

He's out of here.

There have I told you before.

Okay, time to go.

-Will he be?

-Okay.

Can he go home yourself?

He lives a few stops away.

It's dark outside.

He'll be fine. Now we start.

I assume you read the "How to

stop being a loser "?

For the artist, guru, god, Zeus.

You have not read it then? Lucky for

you I can everything in it.

The Bible teaches you everything

and I can learn it.

I can teach you how to

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