How to Stop Being a Loser Page #2
- Year:
- 2011
- 109 min
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Ampersand.
Brothers, men.
Humanity. tonight Ampersand
learn art-
-Give you a tool that will
To help you-
-To get her clit to vibrate by
arousal-
-To get the p*ssy purr ...
of voluptuousness.
You will walk with me
monks to pleasures abode.
Yes, sad but true.
I have been like you.
Sad, lonely,
And constant masturbation.
Drawn a whacking, played hide violin
-Run a Miss Right.
But it's the end of it.
Because I intend to learn everything.
everything you need to know to get
Near the feminine form.
Let life smile upon you.
Segertget has begun. Questions?
Light, please.
Yes, the mature gentleman in the back.
Is this the retired single night?
No, it is not. The corridor
down and three doors on the left side.
Goodbye. Jackass.
Hi, I'm James.
-Where is everybody?
They're not here.
The website is pie.
How did you find out?
-Pure luck and ...
I read computer science.
Then I could book a ticket.
It was great.
I'm very good at my job.
I'm brilliant.
Yesterday evening I had a threesome with
a mother and a daughter.
It sounds wonderful.
No, the mother criticized
daughter technique.
All right.
It is good problem to have
if compared.
MrAmpersand? Are you going?
Yes, I'll switch on and go home.
I have booked and paid
for pick-up school.
It's not about money.
I want to learn from you.
Der is not your day today, right?
You said you knew how it was to
be lonely and sad and ...
Constant masturbation.
That has never applied myself.
-Then you are not ready yet, right?
-Well ... constant masturbation.
It's not just about me. All
my friends want me to do this.
I must learn from you.
I can fix the website.
Can you fix it? Entirely?
-Avbsolut.
-Free?
-For private tuition.
You are my friend. We have a deal. We go
to the pub and talk and then ...
Do you come here often?
Here, kid. Lower it.
It will give you hair on your chest.
-Are you related?
Me and Guy? Hell, no.
He helps me in
some lectures.
I f***ed his mom.
-What are you doing?
I do not like cheese.
Do not like cheese? Everyone likes cheese.
That's why you got a cheeseburger.
You do not like cheese, that is.
The problem is solved. no more cheese.
I get mad at you.
He's out of here.
There have I told you before.
Okay, time to go.
-Will he be?
-Okay.
Can he go home yourself?
It's dark outside.
He'll be fine. Now we start.
I assume you read the "How to
For the artist, guru, god, Zeus.
You have not read it then? Lucky for
you I can everything in it.
The Bible teaches you everything
and I can learn it.
I can teach you how to
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