How to Steal a Wife Page #4

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And they even don't pay-they

just take it and toss it.

So you know, taking another

300 million from them,

well I don't think that would

exactly be dishonest, right?

Now you listen, honest citizen,

why did you lie to Laimute that

you weren't looking me over?

I never lie to Laimute.

So you never lie to Laimute

but you lie to me?

Why?

Well then fine, so you lied to Laimute

that you weren't looking me over when I

clearly saw that you were looking me over.

I'm telling you that I don't lie.

I opened the curtain and

you were looking me over.

- Listen, Mr. PE, don't start, alright.

- I'm the principal.

OK, principal, don't start again.

I was not looking.

Swear to it.

Give me a break, like I'm

going to start taking oaths.

- I'm telling you, swear to it.

- Well how am I supposed to do that?

Like in parliament. Like always.

I, Valdas Bickus, solemnly swear

that at 6:
00 this morning,

when I was in the bathroom

heeding to nature's call,

I saw two eyes twinkling to my left.

Then my gaze lowered to a muscular chest.

And then, realizing what I would

see next, I turned my gaze aside.

And I saw nothing more, I swear.

- Swear up and down.

- Side to side isn't enough?

Swear up and down.

What, everyone swears up

and down in parliament?

They do.

I don't get it. Ramutis, why

don't you believe me, huh?

We live together, we

have to stick together.

And I really want to be your

friend, I want to help you.

I don't need your help.

Fine, you don't need it. But I need yours.

If you help me, it won't be unreciprocated.

So you... you have that money?

For me.

300 million?

About.

Put 'em on the table.

Then he right out...

Yeah but how much did

you say, 300 million...

About.

Come on, Ramutis, you

believe all that crap.

What crap, that money couldn't have just

disappeared, so that means it does exist somewhere.

Well but whatever they

tell you, you believe it.

So how can I not, I mean, where it that

money, it couldn't have just disappeared.

Hello. Speaking. Yes.

What happened?

No, I... I have three classes tomorrow, but

I'll ask Lebedninkaite to substitute for me.

Yes. No, no, none... OK.

What's it on?

I see, OK.

Have a nice... Yes. Yeah. Goodbye.

Who was that?

Wow. That was from the Ministry.

- They're sending me on a business trip.

- When?

Tomorrow.

Why so suddenly?

I didn't really understand, somebody got sick or

something, so basically there's one free spot.

So who's going to substitute for you?

I'll call Lebedninkaite.

I'll give her three classes.

Well if you're going, you're going.

Where?

To Klaipeda.

Klaipeda. Mm? Both. For how long?

Four days. I'll be back Monday evening.

That one, that one.

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