How to Steal a Wife Page #5

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What... what are you doing?

What do mean what? I'm packing for you.

Why?

Well because you're leaving, Ramutis.

Oh... and why aren't you stopping me?

Well how am I supposed to stop you?

Ramutis, it's too bad you're leaving.

Ramutis, it's too bad you're leaving.

- Don't make fun of me.

- I'm not.

This one or this one?

For God's sake, pack me a globe, too.

I'm kidding.

She's kidding.

Every time they send me on a business trip

you mope around like it's the

end of the world, but now...

Wait.

Wait a minute.

So you want to say you're

happy I'm leaving?

It means you can spend 4

days with your husband here.

Is that your plan? Huh?

Caught red-handed, are you?

Are you jealous?

What does jealousy have to do with it?

I'm not jealous of anything.

Don't you trust me?

I trust you, but I don't

trust that bastard.

And what, you think it's normal to spend 4

days with your husband under the same roof?

- With my ex-husband.

- Well fine, but under the same roof.

Well it's his half.

His half, your half. Is there

anything left here for me at all?

The refrigerator.

The refrigerator. He even took

my slippers away from me.

And in general, do you even know what

people are saying about us at school?

- What?

- About you.

You know what they're saying?

It'll be interesting to see who Laima

Bickuviene-Tarailiene will choose-Bickus or Taraila.

That's it.

Tomorrow you take sick leave and I'm not going to

leave you alone here with that bum for 4 days.

You'll take sick leave and

we'll go to Klaipeda.

You can go to the Dolphinarium, I don't

know, and walk around while I'm there.

Got it? You're not staying here.

Ramutis, don't annoy me with these

idiotic jealousy attacks of yours.

Don't annoy me.

Laimute...

Did you make it?

No, I'll send it out tomorrow.

Are you going somewhere?

No.

You're all made up.

Me?

Excuse me.

What are you making?

Potato casserole.

Does Ramutis like it too?

Ramutis won't be here.

He went to take his

friend's place for 4 days,

to some conference or

something, I don't know.

Excuse me.

So you don't like potato casserole, Ramutis

isn't here, so who are you making it for?

Do you know that your potato

casserole was the best in prison?

We used to just wait for the

day when you brought it.

You know, by the time I used to get

it, all the edges would be eaten off.

And the warden's lips would be all greasy.

At the end of the year we had this event.

The Golden Cracklings Award.

You won second prize.

Why second?

See, you're a little weak with sauces.

We had all kinds.

We loved the one with spare ribs.

And one guy... there was this new guy,

and he cried for 2 days after

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