How to Make Love to a Woman Page #6
Where are we going?
This crazy Internet promotions party.
Yeah, Andy needs to find
some sexperts.
Yes, and it wouId be
a pretty good idea
for you to meet
some of these peopIe.
And we fade out
as the soundtrack sings
You're like a black cat
With a black backpack
full of fireworks
And you're gonna burn
the city down right now
Whoa
Whoa
You're like a black cat
With a black backpack
full of fireworks
Let's do this.
I need a drink.
You guys handIe the sex peopIe.
[ Scoffs ]
Nah. Ew.
Nope. Dork.
Ooh, porn stars.
Come on.
...way too tragic
[ ChuckIes ]
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
So, what is your probIem?
I wouId say it's more strategy
than anything eIse.
No, he can't get his girIfriend off.
I mean, at aII.
However, recent concerns
have come to Iight,
and I genuineIy fear
that my days may be numbered.
My girIfriend is my whoIe Iife,
though.
And I don't even think she knows it.
Aw, that's so sweet.
Why don't you waIk us
through your steps.
-Beginning to end.
-Okay.
WeII, first we kiss.
Then I touch her. . . b*obs.
Then I kiss her. . . b*obs.
For how Iong?
I don't know, Iike, probabIy
Go on.
Then we'II get naked,
and we kiss some more.
And I'II touch her
in her. . . speciaI pIace.
And then we do it.
For how Iong?
At Ieast five or six minutes.
Five? PIease.
And at the end, does she ever,
you know, Iike--
[ Moans ]
No.
No?
And that's the probIem.
Your first mistake is you don't
spend enough time kissing.
SensuaI kissing is very important
in making Iove to a woman.
Huh.
Dude, I am getting a serious
notorious B-I-G in my pants.
Don't Iet her undress herseIf,
you know.
God, women absoIuteIy Iove
to be undressed.
-So, do it sIow.
-Oh.
Do everything sIow.
That just comes undone
just Iike that?
That's--
That's great.
VocaIize.
Men get turned on by visuaIs.
Women, we get turned on by audio.
You're so beautifuI.
You're turning me on, you b*tch.
Yeah, yeah, I Iike it
when you caII me a b*tch.
Iike that, don't you?
You just wanna touch me, smack --
-SIap my dick, sIap it!
-What?
SIap it, you--
I mean--
What can I get ya?
Can I have a vodka tonic
and a shot of tequiIa?
Okay.
-Here you go, beautifuI.
-Thank you.
Wow, you are sexy.
You know that?
Thanks.
Some awesome bands
pIaying tonight, huh?
Yeah.
Wow.
[ Scoffs ]
What--
Thank you, garon.
Ladies.
-So, what's the best position?
-No, no, no.
What's the best sequence
of positions, you know?
The key to making Iove to a woman
is not the positions,
it's the cIitoris,
it's the hot button to a woman,
it's the eweI.
The diamond, rarr!
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