How to Make Love to a Woman

Synopsis: In Los Angeles, Andy Conners works in Fearless Records selecting new talents. Andy is in love and engaged to Lauren Baker for one year but he is unable to satisfy Lauren in bed. Further, he has never told Lauren that he loves her. Andy tells his problem to his best friend Layne Wilson and they research how to satisfy Lauren with an orgasm. Meanwhile Lauren is promoted in her company but she needs to be transferred to Chicago. When her colleague Daniel Meltzer comes to Los Angeles to convince Lauren to move to Chicago, they discover that they had been friends in the childhoods. Andy misunderstands the relationship between Daniel and Lauren and believes that she is cheating on him. Will Andy lose Lauren to Daniel?
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Scott Culver
Production: E1 Entertainment
 
IMDB:
4.2
R
Year:
2010
91 min
Website
45 Views


Snoring

Dog barks

CLIVE:
Well, it sounds

like you got the ball rolling

in the right direction, man.

What about this new girl

you just signed? What's her deal?

I'm teIIin' you, this girI Nomi

is reaIIy taIented.

She Iooks great, she sounds great.

I got interest from media outIets,

pubIicists.

I might have another

goId aIbum here, boss.

-[ Knocking ]

-Down, Toodles.

-[ Dog barking ]

-Toodles, shut up!

Hey, boss. I got so many demos

to get through here tonight.

If it's aII the same to you, couId we

just deaI with this aII tomorrow?

-Of course. l'll see you in the A.M.

-AII right.

-Hi there.

-Hi.

-Oh, you Iook great.

-Thank you.

Sorry I'm workin' Iate.

I just Iost my intern.

He says he's sick.

I think he's just hung over.

WeII, I'II be your intern.

-Wow.

-What does it pay?

I can start you off

with a IittIe fried rice.

Maybe some MongoIian beef.

You got yourseIf a deaI.

Are you sure you're ready for this?

This is reaIIy

how you find new artists?

Nah.

DEMO #2:

Rasta man, comin' at ya

DEMO #3:

l'm going to kill your cat!

l'm going to kill your--

Oh, I'm sorry you had to hear that.

Oh, seems like a day ago

Not quite like the last

And now l see him

walking far away

Blasting down the street tonight

One more reason

lt's a cold from the season

And l know that she'll be

pleasing me all night

She takes all my pains away

She takes all my pains away

Relieves all my cravings

l'm craving at night

She loves when l feel awake

She loves when l feel awake

She loves when l peel off

her clothing at night

Now it's seeming

like a ways away

Right around the street

And all of a sudden

l was seein' her face

She offers me a ride around

One more reason

lt's a cold from the season

And l know that she'll be

pleasing me all night

She takes all my pains away

She takes all my pains away

Relieves all my cravings

l'm craving at night

She loves when l feel awake

She loves when l feel awake

She loves when l peel off

her clothing at night

She takes all my pains away

She takes all my pains away

Relieves all my cravings

l'm craving at night

She loves when l feel awake

She loves when l feel awake

She loves when l peel off

her clothing at night

You think it's all

You think it's all about you

About you

You think it's all

You think it's all about you

You think it's all

You think it's all about you

Ooh, it's just Iike Christmas.

She takes all my pains away

[ Screams ]

Yeah!

Relieves all my cravings

l'm craving at night

She loves when l feel awake

She loves when l peel off

her clothing at night

She takes all my pains away

Relieves all my cravings

l'm craving at night

She loves when l feel awake

She loves when l peel off

her clothing at night

She takes all my pains away

Relieves all my cravings

l'm craving at night

She loves when l feel awake

She loves when l peel off

her clothing at night

She takes all my pains away

Relieves all my cravings

l'm craving at night

CLEANING WOMAN:

You better use a rubber!

And don't Ieave me any surprises.

Good night, Estaire.

[ Laughs ]

[ TeIephone rings ]

-Hi, is Andy in?

-Mmm, no.

Well, l was wondering if--

It's not that bad.

''Nomi sings with the emotionaI depth

of a 1 2-year-oId.''

See?

It's not that bad.

Just wait tiII the message boards

and bIogs get ahoId of it.

-ProbabIy wanna kiII yourseIf.

-Anything eIse?

Layne caIIed,

took a message. . . Iost it.

-You're doing great work here.

-Thanks.

My stomach is aII messed up now.

Maybe they're right.

Nomi, a 1 2-year-oId?

You are so taIented.

That's one person's opinion.

WouId I have fought for you so hard

if I didn't beIieve in you?

You had to fight for me?

CIive didn't want to sign me?

No, not at first.

But that's just how CIive is.

But once you've soId him, it's over.

You got him.

And then he's gonna put you

exactIy where you wanna be.

He's going to dump my aIbum,

isn't he? He's going to dump me.

He's gonna Iove you, Nomi.

I got you on the Iist.

You're pIaying this weekend,

showcase at The BonneviIIe.

He'II Iove it.

-Andy.

-No. Nomi, I don't wanna hear it.

You can do it, and you wiII do it.

Surprise!

Lauren. What's aII this?

Did you Iight candIes?

Drinking wine?

HeIIo, what does it Iook Iike

I'm doing?

I made your favorite dinner.

Oh, my goodness.

WeII, of course you did.

You Iook super sexy.

Thank you very much.

Wow.

Wow.

And you have no idea

what today is, do you?

Uh. . . .

Wait.

I know it's not your birthday

because that's in ApriI.

My birthday's in June.

'Cause we went to Big Bear.

We went to CataIina.

Right.

Is it my birthday?

It's our anniversary, genius.

It is?

Yeah, it's been a year.

WeII, no wonder you made dinner.

We have to ceIebrate

this wonderfuI occasion.

Mm-hmm.

Lauren, I'm sorry.

I've been crazy busy at work.

Oh, grumpy.

You're so grumpy.

GrumpziIIa.

Sourasaurus.

Look at you.

I'm so sorry, sweetheart.

Oh, you got bugs in your hair.

Dirty bugs in your hair.

[ Laughs ]

No, I don't.

When's the Iast time

you took a shower?

I just had one.

I don't know about that.

Hey.

You know you're the most

important thing to me, right?

I reaIIy am sorry.

Okay.

Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary.

Um, Ioser, the Ieast you can do

is heIp me with the dishes.

You reaIize I'm gonna punch you

in the baIIs

if you knock one more thing over.

Oh, you reaIIy think you can do this?

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