How to Make Love to a Woman

Synopsis: In Los Angeles, Andy Conners works in Fearless Records selecting new talents. Andy is in love and engaged to Lauren Baker for one year but he is unable to satisfy Lauren in bed. Further, he has never told Lauren that he loves her. Andy tells his problem to his best friend Layne Wilson and they research how to satisfy Lauren with an orgasm. Meanwhile Lauren is promoted in her company but she needs to be transferred to Chicago. When her colleague Daniel Meltzer comes to Los Angeles to convince Lauren to move to Chicago, they discover that they had been friends in the childhoods. Andy misunderstands the relationship between Daniel and Lauren and believes that she is cheating on him. Will Andy lose Lauren to Daniel?

Genre: Comedy

Director(s): Scott Culver

Actors: Josh Meyers, Krysten Ritter, Eugene Byrd, Ian Somerhalder

Production: E1 Entertainment


IMDB:: 4.2

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: R
Year:: 2010
: 91 min
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Snoring
Dog barks
CLIVE:
Well, it sounds
like you got the ball rolling
in the right direction, man.
What about this new girl
you just signed? What's her deal?
I'm teIIin' you, this girI Nomi
is reaIIy taIented.
She Iooks great, she sounds great.
I got interest from media outIets,
pubIicists.
I might have another
goId aIbum here, boss.
-[ Knocking ]
-Down, Toodles.
-[ Dog barking ]
-Toodles, shut up!
Hey, boss. I got so many demos
to get through here tonight.
If it's aII the same to you, couId we
just deaI with this aII tomorrow?
-Of course. l'll see you in the A.M.
-AII right.
-Hi there.
-Hi.
-Oh, you Iook great.
-Thank you.
Sorry I'm workin' Iate.
I just Iost my intern.
He says he's sick.
I think he's just hung over.
WeII, I'II be your intern.
-Wow.
-What does it pay?
I can start you off
with a IittIe fried rice.
Maybe some MongoIian beef.
You got yourseIf a deaI.
Are you sure you're ready for this?
This is reaIIy
how you find new artists?
Nah.
DEMO #2:
Rasta man, comin' at ya
DEMO #3:
l'm going to kill your cat!
l'm going to kill your--
Oh, I'm sorry you had to hear that.
Oh, seems like a day ago
Not quite like the last
And now l see him
walking far away
Blasting down the street tonight
One more reason
lt's a cold from the season
And l know that she'll be
pleasing me all night
She takes all my pains away
She takes all my pains away
Relieves all my cravings
l'm craving at night
She loves when l feel awake
She loves when l feel awake
She loves when l peel off
her clothing at night
Now it's seeming
like a ways away
Right around the street
And all of a sudden
l was seein' her face
She offers me a ride around
One more reason
lt's a cold from the season
And l know that she'll be
pleasing me all night
She takes all my pains away
She takes all my pains away
Relieves all my cravings
l'm craving at night
She loves when l feel awake
She loves when l feel awake
She loves when l peel off
her clothing at night
She takes all my pains away
She takes all my pains away
Relieves all my cravings
l'm craving at night
She loves when l feel awake
She loves when l feel awake
She loves when l peel off
her clothing at night
You think it's all
You think it's all about you
About you
You think it's all
You think it's all about you
You think it's all
You think it's all about you
Ooh, it's just Iike Christmas.
She takes all my pains away
[ Screams ]
Yeah!
Relieves all my cravings
l'm craving at night
She loves when l feel awake
She loves when l peel off
her clothing at night
She takes all my pains away
Relieves all my cravings
l'm craving at night
She loves when l feel awake
She loves when l peel off
her clothing at night
She takes all my pains away
Relieves all my cravings
l'm craving at night
She loves when l feel awake
She loves when l peel off
her clothing at night
She takes all my pains away
Relieves all my cravings
l'm craving at night
CLEANING WOMAN:
You better use a rubber!
And don't Ieave me any surprises.
Good night, Estaire.
[ Laughs ]
[ TeIephone rings ]
-Hi, is Andy in?
-Mmm, no.
Well, l was wondering if--
It's not that bad.
''Nomi sings with the emotionaI depth
of a 1 2-year-oId.''
See?
It's not that bad.
Just wait tiII the message boards
and bIogs get ahoId of it.
-ProbabIy wanna kiII yourseIf.
-Anything eIse?
Layne caIIed,
took a message. . . Iost it.
-You're doing great work here.
-Thanks.
My stomach is aII messed up now.
Maybe they're right.
Nomi, a 1 2-year-oId?
You are so taIented.
That's one person's opinion.
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