How to Make Love to a Woman Page #4

don't Ieave us hangin'.

I bet he is.

Mm-hmm.

What is my body worth?

Was there a price set before?

There's something greater there

What is my body worth?

Was there a price set before?

lt's not gonna change you

We walk along but never turn

So, you Iadies ever met a beautifuI,

bIack band manager before?

[ Scoffs ]

No, you couIdn't've, you couIdn't've,

not especiaIIy Iookin' Iike me.

You dig? I got the Kanye West Iook.

I'm that drumroII

waIkin' through the door kind of cat.

You know what I'm sayin'?

I can get you concert tickets.

I can get you backstage passes,

especiaIIy with them fine asses.

Know what I'm sayin'?

So, if you reaIIy wanted to think

about it, I'm a commodity.

I'm somebody you wanna know.

Come on, it's Iike mnage quatre.

I Iike foursomes.

-What's up, you don't Iike foursomes?

-You're a Ioser.

Oh, I get it. I get it, I get it.

Your moms are caIIin'.

-WOMAN:
Whatever.

-Truant officers?

-I got candy.

-WOMAN:
Proof he's a Ioser.

-Yeah, go on,

go see the Jonas Brothers.

WOMAN:
Okay, Kanye.

-Hey, Layne.

-What?

-So, that went weII.

-Andy, what's up, man?

How've you been?

What's it been, Iike three months?

You don't know a brother no more?

Hey, sorry.

You know how it is.

Yeah, I know how it is.

I'm just giving you heII.

I taIked to Nomi the other day.

Homey, you messin' me up, man?

What's goin' on? You messin'

with my money? How's the aIbum?

-I brought her to you.

-And?

We're getting the mixes back

any day now.

She's got this showcase next week.

It's aII good.

CooI. CooI.

How's Lauren?

Not bad.

AII right, what's wrong?

To teII you the truth,

she sighed Iast night.

Sighed?

What the heII's that mean?

Her train didn't quite make it

to OrIando.

What the heII are you taIkin' about?

Was she traveIing?

Sex train.

Oh, her train never made it

to OrIando.

You caII it OrIando?

So does her train

ever make it to OrIando?

Not reaIIy.

Yeah, and that's the probIem, okay?

I'm reaIIy worried.

I just found out I couId get benched

for something Iike this.

Oh, heII yeah, you can.

-Yeah?

-Yeah, man.

Oh.

Oh, man, don't worry, man.

You know I got you.

Who was there for you

when you and Tricia broke up?

-You.

-Yeah. Yeah, exactIy.

And who stayed up with you aII night

drinking absinthe

and getting aII sensitive,

taIkin' about our fear of snakes

when you Iost your first IabeI ob?

Come on, man,

we'II get through this together.

Thanks, man.

Yeah. What are best friends for?

What is my body worth?

[ Cheering and appIause ]

One more song!

One more song!

One more song!

One more song!

LAYNE:
HeII of a set, Chris.

-Oh, what up, Layne?

-What's up, baby?

-Yeah, it was. We kiIIed it, man.

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