How to Make Love Like an Englishman Page #3
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We thought I was pregnant!
- Well, I am.
- What?
- What?
I- I wanted to tell
you earlier, but-
Pregnant, with a- with a baby?
Yeah. I wanted to
tell you another way,
but this is so weird,
I just-
No, this is the perfect way.
This is really the perfect way,
I think- yeah, that's-
that's great. Really great.
Well, that
was so hearftelt.
Livvy! Livvy, thank
you so much for supper.
Remind me never
to do this again.
I'm just gonna go
outside and get some fresh air.
- What do you mean?
- Excuse me. Air.
Yeah. Run.
- Richard!
- Yeah.
- Richard!
- Yeah! I'm here.
Look, I know I just dropped
a bomb on you back there.
I'm giving you the out.
I just want
some air, that's all.
You just need
some time to think.
It's-
it's fine. I get it.
So, I'm moving to L.A.
Oh.
I got a really cool job
You're full
of surprises today.
You'll love L.A. It'll be
like Cambridge-ish, but with
a lot of palm trees and like,
chicks with tans and stuff.
Oh, honey, you're all clammy.
Really, I just need
some air, that's all really.
Okay.
Yeah, okay. I'll be back in
there, go ahead. You go.
- Richard?
- Yeah?
You're gonna be a great father.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Did you have a good
dinner then, sir?
(Vomits)
(Knock on door)
(Gordon) Oh, where the
buggering hell have you been?
I said 6:
00.Sorry about that, Dad.
Didn't realize your grumbling
ran on such a tight schedule.
Bloody miserable
out there as usual.
Agh, agh, agh, don't touch that!
Oh, good god,
Dad, I'm not five-years-old.
(Joan) Hi, Richard, dear.
Hello, Joan.
How's everything?
Oh, just terrific.
Thanks for asking.
You still boffing
the Yank totty, are you?
Yes, she's
a great girl.
Bright, beautiful, ambitious.
You mean, a
horrible little upstart,
determined to 'go places'.
So tell me, when are you
Oh, good god, please don't
start with this again, Dad!
(Gordon) I mean, come on, when
I was your age, I mean I'd been
the head of the department
for seven years!
Yeah, and it made
you so happy, didn't it, Dad?
All right, what's
the grievance today?
Split infinitive on the news?
Too many women with jobs?
It's his waterworks.
He's got to go back into
hospital next week.
Stop talking
about my cock, woman!
Tell me
something, Dad.
Why did you and Mum get married?
Now, what kind of an
inane question is that
for a Thursday evening?
For a man who revels
in reckless promiscuity,
your four marriages do
beg some questions.
Your mother
fed me regularly.
She pleasured me
half-decently now and then.
What more could a man want?
Oh, I don't know, friendship?
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