Hotel Transylvania 2 Page #4

but until we do it,

it's not definitized.

Did he just cover

me with birdseed?

Yeah, he covered me.

Dad, it's not a fang.

Dad, I don't know if it's

the right place for Dennis.

Right, Johnny?

Oh, hey, dudeman.

It's not me. It's Mavey.

Hey, dudeman.

I'm afraid to say anything.

Hey, dudeman. I'm a dudeman!

Uh, Drac? Who you talkin' to?

Do not disturb. The

count's wiggin' out in here.

What are you

wiggin' out about, Drac?

The kids. Mavey Wavey's

saying she wants to leave.

She wants to leave? What about

Johnny? He doesn't wanna go.

He's making the hotel

more human-y for Dennis.

You know, seeing

that he isn't a monster.

He is a monster!

He's just a late fanger.

Mmm-hmm.

And I could be a hand model.

Shut up!

It's all that human-y stuff

that's confusing

poor Denisovich.

So maybe you gotta get the kid

around more monster-y things. Ooh!

Oh, I need a cape.

I can't. She's always

around, checking up on me.

Man, if you could

just get some alone time.

Wait a minute.

That's what Johnny wants, too.

Alone time with Mavis.

Have

they even had a vacation

since before

they were married?

They're going to now. And so

are we. Frank, you're a genius.

Mmm-hmm.

We'll take Denisovich

to all our old haunts.

Each of us will

show him our skills.

Teach him how to be a monster.

And he'll be

fanging it up in no time.

Boy turns five next week.

If he's not a vampire by his

birthday, it ain't happenin'.

Oh, it ain't

ain't happening, baby.

All he needs is

time with his vampa.

"Vampa"?

Vampire grandpa.

Come on, man.

That's obvious.

Johnny. Come outside.

What? Who is it?

It's your father-in-law.

I need to talk to you.

What's up?

Oh.

Let me get rid of them. Sorry.

No problem-o. I was kinda

diggin' the attention.

Can they stay? I don't think

they're ready to leave yet.

Come on. Go to your mother.

Look,

you want to stay here, right?

Of course.

This is the first place

where I can really be myself.

I haven't felt this alive since

they invented stuffed-crust pizza.

Well, then, we've got some work

to do. Okay, so here's the plan.

Maybe it's a good

idea to take her to your hometown.

But remember...

So, it's sliced avocado,

rolled oats with apricot,

the Aveeno

moisturizer after every bath.

And then the shea butter

on his tush before his PJs

and then 20 minutes

with the nebulizer

while I read his Learning

Factory Phonics book to him.

It's asking a lot, Dad. We

could just take Dennis with us.

What? Are you kidding me?

And get him off his routine?

No, no, no.

You kids go to California,

and see if it's the right

place to raise Denisovich.

And you remember

how to video chat?

Yes, yes. With the phone

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