Hotel Transylvania 2

Synopsis: The Drac pack is back for an all-new monster comedy adventure in Sony Pictures Animation's Hotel Transylvania 2! Everything seems to be changing for the better at Hotel Transylvania... Dracula's rigid monster-only hotel policy has finally relaxed, opening up its doors to human guests. But behind closed coffins, Drac is worried that his adorable half-human, half-vampire grandson, Dennis, isn't showing signs of being a vampire. So while Mavis is busy visiting her human in-laws with Johnny - and in for a major cultural shock of her own - "Vampa" Drac enlists his friends Frank, Murray, Wayne and Griffin to put Dennis through a "monster-in-training" boot camp. But little do they know that Drac's grumpy and very old, old, old school dad Vlad is about to pay a family visit to the hotel. And when Vlad finds out that his great-grandson is not a pure blood - and humans are now welcome at Hotel Transylvania - things are going to get batty!
Director(s): Genndy Tartakovsky
Production: Sony Pictures
  1 win & 10 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.7
Metacritic:
44
Rotten Tomatoes:
55%
PG
Year:
2015
89 min
Website
6,162 Views


Welcome! Welcome!

Congrats, Drac.

Holy smokes,

everybody's here.

Mr. and Mrs. Loughran, the

parents of the groom, and family.

Mom and Dad!

Johnny!

I can't believe

you're all here.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Yo, how hot is my date?

So hot. Wow.

How 'bout how hot mine is?

You got a date?

Yeah. She's invisible.

That's why you can't see her.

Oh, right. This is

the one from "Canada"?

Wedding's starting.

Ah!

Oh!

Aw!

Whoo-hoo!

Great.

True. So true, Marty.

Aw!

Aw. How sweet.

Oh, my. Look at you.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh.

Is it everything you wanted,

my little poisonberry?

Oh, it is, Daddy.

Except where's Grandpa Vlad?

Honey, your gramps would

not have been cool with this.

He's old-school.

How do we know? If he

could just meet Johnny...

He would have eaten him.

He's not as

enlightened as your hip Daddy.

So, you're really okay

with him not being a monster?

Human, monster, unicorn,

as long as you're happy.

Thanks, Dad.

? And you'll always

be my moonlight

? But now on

wings of love you soar

? Now that

you're Johnny's girl

? Johnny's girl

? And kind of Daddy's, too

? Your mom would be so happy

? 'Cause she always knew

? Love is making room

for all the best in you?

Hey, Dad.

Oh, hey, guys!

Todd, take a break.

So, what's up?

Mavis was wondering if maybe

you wanted to go for a fly.

Oh. We haven't done that in

forever. Any special reason?

No special reason at all.

Right, Mavey?

What's his deal?

He's silly.

It's just

a beautiful night, and...

Well, if you don't want to...

No, no! Are you kidding?

I would eat a bucket of

garlic to fly with you.

Oh, honey,

look at those fluffy clouds.

Remember what we played

when you were little?

Hide and Go

Seek Sharp Objects?

Okay.

Regular Hide and Go Seek.

Where are you?

Honeybat!

Mavey!

Honeybat!

I'm gonna get you.

Honey? Are you okay?

Yes.

It's just a little harder

to catch my breath

since I'm pregnant.

Yes, well, I guess

that would make it more...

What?

I'm gonna be a grandpa!

And I'm gonna be a dad!

? 'Cause you're

Daddy's girl, or boy

? Daddy's girl, or boy

I'm hungry again, honey.

Can you get me

some ice cream with anchovies?

No, no, no. You mustn't

give in to your cravings.

It's not good for the baby.

You need to increase

your spider intake,

so he'll be able to

climb ceilings properly.

And eat lots of sheep bile.

I love you,

Dad, but we don't even know

if the kid's

gonna be a vampire.

I'd be thrilled if the baby's

human-y, just like Johnny.

"Human-y. " With thousands

of years of Dracula genes.

Not gonna happen.

As long as the baby's healthy.

Of course.

A healthy little vampire.

Or human.

Yes, a human who can

fly as a bat.

Here. Just have

some monster ball soup.

It's your mommy's recipe.

Aw!

Thank you, Dad.

Just like you made it when I

was a kid. My favorite.

Sorry.

Sir, only the father is

allowed in the delivery room.

Really? I mean, okay.

He's the family, I guess.

Oh, look!

It's a boy! It's a boy!

The Dracula

bloodline carries on!

No one will ever harm you

as long as I'm here,

my little devil dog.

Dad, can I hold my baby?

If I were Dad,

I'd say yes.

But I'm the nurse,

Francine.

Here you go anyway.

My bad.

Little Dennis is

a year old now. Wow!

Nice. Yeah. Cute kid.

Okay, time for presents, guys.

All right!

Let's do this boy up!

Check out what I got him.

Bling!

Wow. Is it cursed?

Super cursed.

Only the best.

Straight from the crypt.

He's just starting to walk,

so maybe it's heavier than...

Oh. You're okay, Denisovich.

His name is Dennis.

Named after my father.

It's not his vampire name.

My little

Denisovichy-Weesovichy.

Huh!

Are we sure he's a vampire?

I mean,

not that it's a bad thing,

but shouldn't he have fangs and

that pasty skin you guys have?

Technically, you have until you're

five to get your vampire fangs.

Oh, he'll get his fangs.

He's a Dracula.

He's also half Loughran.

Maybe he'd be better off where we

live. There's more humans there.

What? Look how well he's

playing with the wolf pups.

We have a present.

I hope it's acceptable.

"My First Guillotine. "

Very educational.

Well played, Frank.

It's great. Thank you. We

just have to baby-proof that.

Johnny, do you know where

you put the rubber guards?

Baby-proofing a guillotine?

So you cut your finger off.

It's part of the fun.

She made me

baby-proof the whole hotel.

Someone's overprotective.

Aah!

Hmm?

Johnny! Come quick!

What's up? He's okay?

Dennis said his first word!

He did?

Come on, honey.

Say it again.

Bleh, bleh-bleh.

I don't say,

"Bleh, bleh-bleh. "

We didn't say you did.

Then where did

he get that?

Bleh, bleh-bleh.

Well,

maybe sometimes you say it.

I only say it when I

say I don't say it!

Bleh, bleh-bleh.

Okay, kid.

We get it. You can talk.

Denisovich.

Dad.

Just checking for cavities.

Bleh, bleh-bleh.

Bleh, bleh-bleh.

It was you!

Oh, my goodness, Leonard.

If you really

looked that hideous,

I don't think I

could hang out with you.

Guys, what's the deal?

Is this a party?

Pick up a phone.

I don't care if Johnny said it's a

"cool app. " Johnny's still new here.

Now, Porridge Head, did you call

a hearse for the Gremlinbergs?

No, you're checking

your Facebook page. Again.

Drac,

I told the guys social media

is the best way to

promote the hotel.

Right, Clifton?

So, Drac, I wanted to go

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Robert Smigel

Robert Smigel (born February 7, 1960) is an American actor, humorist, comedian and writer known for his Saturday Night Live "TV Funhouse" cartoon shorts and as the puppeteer and voice behind Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. He also co-wrote the Hotel Transylvania films and You Don't Mess with the Zohan, both starring Adam Sandler. more…

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