Hotel Transylvania 2 Page #3

What are you saying? Denisovich

shouldn't be around monsters?

I love monsters! Video! Video! Ha!

Oh, you wanna show Papa Drac

your monster video?

Yeah!

Who's the coolest monster?

Kakie!

Wee! Kakie one happy monster!

Kakie love cake! Yummy!

Tummy get a tummyache.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

How is that a monster?

Have some cake,

Wuzzlelumplebum.

Remember, kids,

a real monster always shares.

"Shares"? Yes! When I think

monsters, I think "shares. "

Now, let me tell you what a

real monster is, Denisovich.

Dad, please. He's practically

five already. Don't force it.

Slow down, Wuzzlelumplebum.

? Twinkle, twinkle,

little star How I wonder?

Mommy,

I'm too old for lullabies.

What?

That's not how that one goes.

This is the way

most people sing it.

"Most people"?

What's wrong with...

? Suffer, suffer,

scream in pain

? Blood is spilling

from your brain?

Daddy. Come on. You know

how I sang it to you.

? Zombies gnaw you

like a plum

? Piercing cries

and you succumb

? Suffer, suffer,

scream in pain

? You will never

breathe again?

Still works.

Oh...

Happy birthday,

Wally, Wilson,

Whoopi,

Waylon, Weepy and Wanye.

Denisovich! My big boy!

You made it!

I thought about

what you said, Dad.

Maybe I was being

a little overprotective.

Thank you, coffin cake.

Dennis! I love you! Zing!

Hi, Winnie.

I just love your yummy

strawberry locks! Zing, zing!

Winnie. Give him his space,

hon. I'm sorry, Mavis.

It's okay, Aunt Wanda.

They're just playing.

Holy rabies! Limbo?

I used to love that game!

Get in there, Mavey.

Really? But I'm a parent now.

Show 'em how it's done.

Okay. Okay, okay.

No way! A pinata?

Oh, Mavis, honey.

That's for later.

Whoo!

We don't want

the pups to have too much...

Candy!

Sugar.

I'm sorry.

Did I start all that?

Don't worry. There's a

reason they call it a litter.

Whoa!

Dennis! Are you okay?

I got a candy.

Look! Your tooth came out.

Are you kidding me?

He got his tooth knocked out?

Oh, yes, indeed.

Here comes the fang.

Dad. His baby tooth wasn't a

fang. Why would this one be?

He's not a monster.

Ooh!

The sun's gonna come out soon,

and we gotta get to his classes.

What's wrong with the classes we

have here? Like the kids' yoga?

Yoga!

This is Denisovich's home.

I don't know, Dad.

What don't you know?

Well, we've been

talking about moving.

Somewhere safer

for Dennis.

Maybe where Johnny

grew up in California.

I'm sorry, but you can't just make

somebody something they're not.

Come on, honey.

We have to go.

Zing, zing?

Mavey, wait.

You can't mean that.

You're in on this?

The leaving?

Uh...

It's not definite at all.

It's just something she's

definitely talking about,

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