Hot Property Page #4
- Year:
- 2016
- 83 min
- 47 Views
Um, right
what have I got for you?
What do... well-the...
Okay, here's the thing, Melsy,
you are what we like to call
in the headhunting industry...
um... a person...
who I cannot get a job for.
Charlie, you tapped me up,
three weeks ago,
saying that you could get me
a job anywhere.
Yeah, I did, but that
was before you went around
stealing from your employer
and blackmailing him,
you know, which, all in all,
makes you look
like a bit of a crook.
I'm just being honest.
Thank you very much.
I won intelligence monthly's
industry's most promising
this year and 2013.
That is a prize that they give to the
most successfully duplicitous person
under the age of 30
in an industry that's based
on nicking
other people's information.
They want crooks.
Okay.
Between me and you, the economy
is awful at the moment.
Charlie, I'm about
to be evicted.
You've got a lovely figure.
Why don't you become an escort?
What? Is that the advice
you give to all your clients?
Only my fit ones...
who are otherwise
completely unemployable.
Or you could be a drug dealer,
except you'd trouble
with the police
and it's
bad for the environment.
Sell a kidney?
Wow, thank you, Charlie.
Your help has been invaluable.
Aah.
I mean,
So, how much for a kidney?
I'm f***in' ashamed of you.
According to the blood report,
technically you're not
even alive.
Go. Yeah.
Do you realize that
this line's recorded, yeah?
I can categorically state
that I do not intend to
and have never been involved in
any insider trading
or libel fixing.
Oh, come on, banker-boy,
surely you
and your little banker friends
must have fiddled the figures
at some time,
like that guy, Clive?
Why don't you just go to a job
center like a normal person?
Sam, I'm not a normal person.
There's no way I'm gonna go
to a job center.
You know, this whole thing
would be so much easier
if you just gave me 4,097...
Well, not gave,
lent me 4,097.53...
And I'm done.
Found it!
Excellent!
Ah.
What are you gonna use it for?
Sorry.
Sorry, it's a bit
of a bad line here.
I've just been on the phone
to the agent
and he said somebody pissed
on him.
Piss?! What, someone pissed
on his head?
Oh, god, that's awful.
Melody, Melody?
Melody, do you know
Yeah, it's what they call it...
It's what they call it
when someone tries
to intentionally sabotage
the viewings, you understand?
Tommy,
why would I want
to sabotage the viewings, hm?
Tracker activated.
Okay.
So... really I don't need
to give you the keys
because I'm going to be
renting it very soon, anyway.
Oh, that's Lekker.
All I need is the full deposit
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