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You're evicting me?

Um, no...

Well, yeah.

Obviously yes.

I am.

Look, sorry,

this is a really crap time.

Can I just call you back?

I'm just going into a meeting.

No, no, no, no, wait.

Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.

I will get you the money.

I will pay the rent.

Sure. Whatever.

Okay, so there's a guy

from charlatans

coming this afternoon

to take photos of the flat.

When it's online you're free

to spend the 5,000

like anybody else and rent it.

I've got 1,010, Tommy.

Well, that's 3,990 to go!

Mind the doors.

What?

Is he-is he kicking you out?

He's taking my home.

Mel, we'll be on one of

those planes in a second!

San Francisco,

now in it ' s final stage...

Oh my god, babe,

look at the propellor...

Babe, come on.

Can't put it online if they

can't get into the flat.

- What?

- If I can stop them taking the photos

and doing the floor plan,

then that will buy me the time

to get the four grand

for the deposit, and then,

then I can keep the flat.

Do you know how hard it is to get

300 placentas in California?

Last call for passengers...

Look, babe, some of the biggest

food blogs in the world

go to burning man.

They're really changing

what food is out there.

Food is just food, okay.

They are not changing

what food is,

they're just a bunch of twats

pissing around in the desert.

I find it hard to believe that

you think food is just food.

This is my home!

We have to defend it!

Come on!

You're safe.

You're safe now.

There is nothing else

about placentas

on the post cuisine circuit

right now.

It'll be yesterday's news

next year!

Showtime.

Is this even legal, Melody?

We're at war here, Harmony!

Legality is a luxury

that we do not have.

Okay, look, babe,

I know that you're upset,

but this, this is important...

and that's why you can do

your food concept thingy

- love plus food?

- Uh-huh.

- Here?

- Uh-huh.

But you said you'd rather

be gang raped by koala bears!

Yeah,

but I've basically realized

it's a really good idea!

Yeah!

But first we've got to stop

this f***er from getting in.

Okay.

Oi, charlatans,

get the f*** out!

Yeah, f*** off!

Get the f*** out my house!

What the f*** are you doing?

Are you f***ing crazy?!

Crazy bastards!

Brick?

Piss?

Basically, medicinal.

I've only been drinking vodka

and Berocca this morning.

I'll be back, you bastards!

Take that, you little sh*t!

Oh, Christ, this place is worse

than f***ing Johannesburg

on a Friday f***ing night.

Woo!

Melsy-babes, how's it going?

You tell me, Charlie!

F***ing mental.

You would not believe

where I ended up last night.

Check it out.

I had sex with that guy.

That's a wonderful image,

Charlie.

So, what have you got for me?

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