Horrible Bosses 2 Page #3

- You got chocolate on your fingers.

Now it's on my jacket.

- Put water on it.

- I don't need water. That will set it.

- Get the cookie away from me.

- No, it's like a fire-on-fire thing.

No, the water will set it.

Ha! There they are.

There are my shower buddies.

How are you? In the flesh.

It's just like on that morning show.

You're always fighting. I love it.

- Yeah, it's a...

- Rex Hanson.

- Oh, hey. Kurt Buckman.

- Good to see you.

- Nice to see you.

- Classy handshake.

- Nick Hendricks.

- Nick, pleasure.

Hey, uh, Dale Arb-- Uh--

- Shoot. I just learned it.

- We can do it whichever way you want.

- Right?

- To be clear, we're not racist.

Well, that's good. We can use that.

Why don't we grab the refreshments, coffee?

Grab some cookies.

Let's head upstairs. Let's talk

about this product. Is that corduroy?

Step inside. Dreams do come true.

You guys want something to drink?

- I'll take one.

- Sure.

- No. It's very early.

- No for us. Sorry.

I'm gonna cut right to it, gentlemen.

The Shower Buddy: a home run.

Well, Mr. Hanson, we couldn't be happier--

Mr. Hanson is my father. It's "Rex."

Please, sit down. Get comfortable.

Take a seat.

We want you to know that we are a company

you can be very proud to be in business with.

- Our workers are all gonna have health care--

- I don't really give a sh*t about that.

Do you see this?

This is Jimi Hendrix's actual guitar.

Heh, yeah. The one he did the fire and fingers

thing with. You like cool sh*t like this?

- We love cool sh*t.

- I'm into cool sh*t.

- You like f***ing samurais?

- Samurais? Sure.

I knew you did. Get into business with me,

you're gonna have f***ing loads of it.

- So you are offering to carry our product--?

- Wait a minute. Check this out.

Miss Lang, will you come in here a moment?

Now what?

Jesus f***ing Christ.

Sweetheart, we were racking our brains.

What's a beer can made out of?

Do you mean aluminum?

- That'll be all, Miss Lang. Thank you.

- Okay.

And where does she go now?

Now, that is the kind of cool sh*t

you have to look forward to.

Best part about this deal:

you're not gonna have to lift a finger.

My company will assume

all future product development...

...outsource manufacturing to China...

...and you receive a handsome one-time

development fee.

- I wanna dig in on the one-time fee because--

- You see this football?

This is the one Peyton Manning threw

and the guy caught it in his helmet. Keep it.

You know, Rex, the one-time fee thing, we're

not looking to give up control of the company.

Right. We wanna handle all the manufacturing

and you guys do distribution.

What, you manufacture? Here, in America?

- That's the plan.

Rate this script:3.0 / 1 vote