Horrible Bosses 2 Page #4

- The American-dream thing.

Boys, I hate to break it to you,

but the American dream, it's made in China.

Now, look, I respect your navet, uh...

...but I'm afraid that this deal

only happens one way.

I did say "handsome fee," right?

Can I have one minute?

Just love to talk to my partners.

You got it. Take your time. I'll be over here.

- Oh, boy.

- Man.

- What do you think?

- I didn't wanna say anything...

...but he means Eli Manning,

not Peyton Manning.

- Yeah. Maybe. Maybe. Kurt.

- I think she has an amazing f***ing body...

...but that accent puts her over the top.

It's insane. That dress.

Agreed on both points. How about the deal?

- The deal. Gotta take it.

- We should take it.

- Take the money and get out.

- He's got cool sh*t.

- Imagine having your own cool sh*t.

- But look at this place.

I mean, these guys make loads of money

selling stuff...

...and he just called our Shower Buddy

a home run.

- Why sell a home run for a one-time fee?

- That's a good point.

I don't know.

I could use the money for Stacy and the girls.

That's a good point. That's true.

I could use money.

I get that.

But maybe it's not just about the money.

That's a good point.

Maybe it's about never having to work

for anybody ever again.

- That's right.

- Right? Being our own bosses.

- I say we bet on ourselves.

- Me too.

- You're right.

- I'm in.

I'm in. Let's do it.

Okay. Rex. Ahem.

- Uh, no deal.

- Sorry.

- We're, uh, betting on ourselves.

- Is that right?

Yeah. And no hard feelings.

Honestly, we really appreciate the offer.

- Sorry.

- Yeah. I can respect that.

Takes some serious balls to walk away

from 3 million bucks.

Hang on. Three million dollars?

We'll take that.

Sorry. Offer's off the table.

We'll take half. Half is fine.

Can we have half?

Ship's sailed.

Thank you so much for coming in.

Dale, I'm gonna need that ball back.

Good luck building something in America.

You know...

...I built this company from the bottom up

here in America.

- Dad, I didn't know you were back.

- What'd I tell you about using my office?

- I know, I just thought, you know...

- Bert Hanson.

You're the Shower Buddy guys?

- Yes, sir.

- Yeah. We are, sir.

I respect you gentlemen for wanting

to roll up your sleeves and build something...

...stake your claim.

Now, I came to this country with nothing.

And through risk and hard work,

I made my own American dream come true.

- Good for you.

- Well, here's what I'm gonna do.

I'll refer you to my contact

at Pacific Shore National.

- That's a bank.

- They won't balk at giving you a loan...

...once they hear that Bert Hanson

just has placed an initial order of, say, um...

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