Horrible Bosses 2 Page #2

- The whole rod's too dry, right?

- Yeah, spit on it.

- Better?

- See, yeah. If you lube it up, it's better.

Oh, no, absolutely.

I'm sorry. There's a hole in the back.

I'm gonna stick my finger in it.

We don't really care how you get it done.

Just get it done. Get it finished.

- Whatever it takes.

- Live TV, right?

Live TV. What are you gonna do?

- Yeah. Here we go.

- Oh, here it comes.

Hey!

- I told you.

- Works just as promised, okay?

- Now, go ahead and shut it off.

- It's so cool. I want one.

You can't have this one. It's the prototype.

But we're looking for partners.

I'll tell you right now. I'm sold.

I wanna invest.

We got one. All right, Mike.

Now, how would I get in touch

with you guys?

- You go straight to Nickkurtdale.

- I'm sorry, what?

It's our website. Nickkurtdale. com.

I'm positive I'm not hearing that right.

It's our names:
Nick, Kurt, Dale.

Nickkurtdale.

Y'all gotta change that name.

Cannot believe

we never said it out loud before.

It looked so good on paper.

It was a nice dream while it lasted, but I think

it's time we all go beg for our jobs back.

Maybe just accept the fact

that we'll always be cogs in the machine.

Wait. C*cks in the machine. What is that?

"Cogs." Guh.

You know what? You're right.

We're not boss material.

We're worker bees. We're grunts.

Oh, boy. That song. I can't hear that now.

Just put it on vibrate.

- Will you stop?

- Please?

- I picked this song to inspire us.

- It's not inspiring me.

Look at this. Unknown caller.

- Just answer it.

- Hello?

Yup, this is one of the Shower Buddy guys.

Mm-hm.

Really? Yes. No, of course.

I know exactly who you are.

Look up "Boulder Stream." Boulder Stream.

Uh-huh. Thank you.

We're very proud of the product.

- E-mail us the details, that'll be fine.

- Is that a real thing?

- Yeah, my e-mail?

- Not yours.

It's P-H-A-T-B-A-L-L...

...L-L-Z...

Yeah. All right. Thank you. Yeah.

- See you tomorrow.

- Wow.

Holy sh*t.

Boulder Stream loves the Shower Buddy.

Who the f*** is Boulder Stream?

Only one of the largest catalog retailers

in North America.

You're gonna hear me roar.

Nice.

When you're in a good mood,

it's a good song. Bad mood, bad song.

That's art. That's good art.

- Man, this place is legit.

- Yeah, it's nice.

- Did you see the free cookies?

- Yeah, you clearly have. That's four of those.

- You're gonna have chocolate on your face.

- When we meet this guy...

...when you shake his hand,

use your other hand and touch his elbow.

- It's a classy move.

- I don't know this move. Let me see.

- Like that.

- Please, both sit down.

- That's nice.

- How about that? Not bad.

- That's really good.

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